i don't recall.

isabella jackson ;; because the best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don't have one.

[isabellano-blog]

I feel like we have done nothing for the past three weeks... Wait.

[aidencarter]

You mean you wouldn’t join us? Where’s the fun if no one gets sent to jail?

[isabellano-blog]

You're a fucking douche. You're going to be the next one to go, though.

[aidencarter]

You know, I think we underestimated how cool traveling the country would be. I know I’m happy not to be in school, and I’ve got all the money I need for a while—and don’t even get me started on Miami. If I was given the choice to go back to New Jersey, I wouldn’t even have to think about saying no.

[isabellano-blog]

If you want to travel the bank I think y'all are going to have to rob another bank.

[isabellano-blog]

Text || All Contacts

Sofia: Hey I just got off thinking about you ;)

Sofia: SIKE I was think about Beau Mirchoff but nice

Isabella: you got my hopes up...

Isabella: wtf...

[kmscarter-blog]

I have no gag reflex? So I won’t probably. 

[isabellano-blog]

So, you've been practising?

[kmscarter-blog]

Only if its Greg’s.

[isabellano-blog]

Alrighty-- I'm sure he'd be up for that. Make sure you don't yack.

[kmscarter-blog]

Bummer.

[isabellano-blog]

Please go choke on a dick.

[isabellano-blog]

For all of you who keep asking me if I'm a lesbian, no. I still like dick. 

[isabellano-blog]

allanal: secret by the pierces plays in the bg

[isabellano-blog]

blossimbitch: it was val wasn't it

[senticnt-blog]

allanal: i got my ass eaten

[isabellano-blog]

blossombitch: we were in a fucking car all day when did that happen 

[senticnt-blog]

allanal: i am a changed person

[isabellano-blog]

blossombitch: why????

[sugarspill]

I clearly said aside from, didn’t I?

[isabellano-blog]

Mmm, didn't hear you. 

[kmscarter-blog]

So what do I have to do to guarantee myself a spot in heaven.

[isabellano-blog]

First, stop being a douche. Second, take the blame for all this shit.

[assdrink]

Aw, thank you. And you’re a hot prison bitch.

[isabellano-blog]

You're the real bae, besides the fact that some people may find that offensive.

[kmscarter-blog]

Oh so just because you go to jail for a few days, you think you’re Jesus’ side bitch, huh? That sucks.

[isabellano-blog]

Jesus's side bitch? Nah, I'm Jesus' main bitch.

[sugarspill]

We bailed Isabella out, and we still have our money. I’d say we’re living the life, aside from being on the run.

[isabellano-blog]

You think being chased by the cops is living the life?

[kmscarter-blog]

Who the fuck still prays on their knees this isn’t the fucking fifteenth century. Are you lesbian yet?

[isabellano-blog]

Some people do, bitch. I'm pretty sure lesbian is a noun not an adjective, so no I'm not a lesbian.