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[stylinsondarcyxx]

If the bleach would kill the rat….. I don’t think I could do that to the poor thing.

[isaiahharper3]

Rat? What are you even talking about? Anyway, that was the point of suggesting bleach, to kill it.

[peterwhitlockgreyson-blog]

Looking for a job is such a fucking pain in the ass.

[peterwhitlockgreyson-blog]

I usually get I smell good, but okay.

Let me guess, you’re one of those people who doesn’t care when people don’t like them, right?

[isaiahharper3]

Don't lump me in with other people.

[rosiehamiltonx]

Warning

[rosiehamiltonx]

Hmm, that’s brave. Have they called the guards then to throw you out of that restaurant then?

[isaiahharper3]

No. I said that as I was walking out. 

[nostalgic-films]

[rosiehamiltonx]

Warning

That Japanese place 3 blocks away from this complex is absolutely horrible. Don’t even consider going there if you’re looking for a decent meal.

[isaiahharper3]

I've been there with my sister. I threatened to burn their shitty restaurant down.

[ellen-park-deactivated20130926]

Okay then. Well, that’s not going to happen and I’m going to go.

[isaiahharper3]

Sounds good. Bye.

[peterwhitlockgreyson-blog]

Looking for a job is such a fucking pain in the ass.

[peterwhitlockgreyson-blog]

…Why?

[isaiahharper3]

Your voice is annoying for one thing. And you don't really smell good. Honestly, if you have to ask me why, then there's something wrong with you. 

[ellen-park-deactivated20130926]

You’re just full of great advice, aren’t you?

[isaiahharper3]

Yes, I am. Glad you noticed. Here's some more advice: you should probably learn to wear more makeup.

[stylinsondarcyxx]

But the poor thing…. Maybe I could just trap it and let it out afterwards?

[isaiahharper3]

Or you could mix bleach in some catfood and leave it out for it.

[lemon-iced-thea-deactivated2017]

Sorry not sorry...

[lemon-iced-thea-deactivated2017]

Oh. Um. Oh. Okay.

[isaiahharper3]

[walks away]

[lemon-iced-thea-deactivated2017]

Sorry not sorry...

But would someone let me come over to watch The Bachelorette? I haven’t hooked up the cable, and I don’t have an antenna.

[isaiahharper3]

No.

[stylinsondarcyxx]

There’s a freaking rat in my room and I don’t know how to either trap it or get it out.

HELP.

[isaiahharper3]

Kill it.

[ellen-park-deactivated20130926]

Okay I really need to put my own book down and finish revisions. Someone should give me a good reason to do this.

[isaiahharper3]

Do whatever you want. Just keep your face out of the public eye.

[adelaide-harpers-blog]

Of course. As long as you share.

[isaiahharper3]

Sure.

[peterwhitlockgreyson-blog]

Looking for a job is such a fucking pain in the ass.

[peterwhitlockgreyson-blog]

-Peter lifts an eyebrow- Why wouldn’t they like me?

[isaiahharper3]

I don't know you, but I can tell I definitely don't want to know you.

[josephineadler-deactivated20140]

[ Stepping out of his apartment, ] Why the fuck are y’all so loud, don’t you know some guys are tryn’a sleep? 

[isaiahharper3]

You should shut the fuck up, then. You're not fixing the problem here.

[peterwhitlockgreyson-blog]

Looking for a job is such a fucking pain in the ass.

[isaiahharper3]

Maybe people don't hire you because they don't like you.