I Said That I'd Fight Back

Kiani, 23, strange and unusual.

[havenfable]

Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny.

Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored.

Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious.

Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude.

[labelleizzy]

Diné mythology:

Unfortunately, Coyote had “a good idea”.

[skywardkonahriks-deactivated202]

Celtic Mythology:

Unfortunately you pissed off the Fae

[theinfiknight]

Hindu mythology:

Unfortunately, another asura managed to obtain a boon from Bramha/Vishnu/Shiva

[little-urban-witch]

I love how everyone’s mythology has some variation of “And then there was This Asshole”

[lovesickbrat]

tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

[funnytwittertweets]

[shoolis]

*stays crunchy in milk*

[shadgandel]

impressive

[shoolis]

You ain’t seen nothing yet *makes your milk into chocolate milk*

[shadgandel]

Get out of here!

[shoolis]

I’m not done yet! *Is part of a complete breakfast*

[shadgandel]

This can’t be…!!

[amazoogle]

[c-bassmeow]

[screaming-outta-orbit]

I hate this site

[halloweentrickortreat]

[blumith]

For your health. My collection of studio Ghibli wallpapers

[ruinedchildhood]

[sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat]

me, age 14: i’m fucked up and evil and no one understands me 

me, age 16: i am just a normal teenager you can be friends with

me now: fucked up and evil again 

[valtsv]

not to glorify the early years tumblr hellscape but this site was infinitely better when you could block anon hate and then immediately find out who was sending it by checking your blocklist and i for one propose that we bring that back. no rights for cowards.

[nocountryforoldjetpacks]

[blackness-by-your-side]

💯

[hopelesshoping]

Counterparts- Slave (x)

[isawatree]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[sexemulators]

[bad-k0mpany]

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