The Leader From Hell

Isandro Karras, 3684 years old, I boss around the demons when I get bored, and when I'm not bored I'm still telling the little shits what to do. I have a son, don't fuck with him and you'll be fine.

[isandro-karras]

This town is getting boring.

[natashaborisnva]

We’re going in circles Karras. 

[isandro-karras]

You're going in circles. I'm just watching you struggle to catch up.

[jamie-dornan]

[isandro-karras]

This town is getting boring.

[natashaborisnva]

[cosses her arms and sits back in the couch] 

[isandro-karras]

I'm not telling you so you can just leave.

[isandro-karras]

This town is getting boring.

[natashaborisnva]

[tightens the vines around him] Tell me. 

[isandro-karras]

Fuck off, Natasha. [starts to rip off the vines]

[isandro-karras]

This town is getting boring.

[natashaborisnva]

What part of ‘i’m comfortable’ did you think I cared what you wanted. [she uses vines to bring him in chair] I’m talking for business purposes. 

[isandro-karras]

I don't care what you are wanting to talk about.

[isandro-karras]

This town is getting boring.

[natashaborisnva]

So, what’s going on with the bastard and Felicity? 

[isandro-karras]

What part of "you can leave now" did you think meant I wanted you to stay and talk to me?

[isandro-karras]

This town is getting boring.

[natashaborisnva]

But I just got comfortable. 

[isandro-karras]

Boohoo.

[isandro-karras]

This town is getting boring.

[natashaborisnva]

It’s one way. I have others. [walks around and sits down on his couch] So, how’s the bastard? He seems to be seriously attached to my employee. 

[isandro-karras]

You can leave now.

[isandro-karras]

This town is getting boring.

[natashaborisnva]

I prefer looking for my kind of entertainment. 

[isandro-karras]

Annoying people must be how you are entertained.

[isandro-karras]

This town is getting boring.

[natashaborisnva]

[crosses her arms] Change it. 

[isandro-karras]

No. You sound desperate.

[isandro-karras]

This town is getting boring.

[angiee-phillips-deactivated2014]

[looks around awkwardly without opening her mouth, before pointing her thumb behind her to the door with a look that says “Should I leave or soemthing?”]

[isandro-karras]

[nods slowly]

[isandro-karras]

This town is getting boring.

[angiee-phillips-deactivated2014]

Fine. Officially taking my own advice and shutting up.

[isandro-karras]

Thank you.

[isandro-karras]

This town is getting boring.

[angiee-phillips-deactivated2014]

I don’t know, I just think sex should make people happy not sad. I wasn’t trying to make weird assumptions, just keep a conversation going, but sure hit me with your best shot.

[isandro-karras]

Assuming sex makes me happy is obviously an assumption.

[isandro-karras]

This town is getting boring.

[angiee-phillips-deactivated2014]

For a lust demon you seem surprisingly negative.

[isandro-karras]

What part of lust demon reads as someone who should be positive? Would you like to make weird assumptions because I can do that too.

[juilanaxsalvatore]

Fuck.

[juilanaxsalvatore]

Right… it’s possible she could not be pregnant. Personally I don’t think she’d want a baby.. she’s got her job and everything. so.. I think i’m off the hook. 

[isandro-karras]

Just don't be an idiot again and use a condom every time no matter where you are.

[isandro-karras]

This town is getting boring.

[angiee-phillips-deactivated2014]

Fine, grow old alone and die still missing my family.

[isandro-karras]

That's more like it.

[isandro-karras]

This town is getting boring.

[angiee-phillips-deactivated2014]

At least then I wouldn’t eternally miss my family.

[isandro-karras]

Well, you still won't because werewolves don't live forever.