fandom trash

jaime. 29. he/him. bi/polyam/trans. sociology. coffee. writing. cats. too many ships, too little time. sometimes fic writer [thebitterlesbian]. always taking prompts, almost always taking forever to finish them.

[stevesbipanic]

Steve: Are we fighting or flirting?

Eddie: I'm pinning you against a wall with a broken bottle at your neck-

Steve: Your point?

[stevesbipanic]

You're telling me I watched all of st4 and Eddie's bandana in his pocket was just so he could wear it on his head??? A fashion choice??? The man had handcuffs in his bedroom and not one line was dedicated to this!

[wizardwomenwisdom]

the bandana represents his identity and after watching steve beat shit up and he’s wearing it on his head to symbolize the realization that he’s more of a switch than he thought.

[stevesbipanic]

He saw Steve rip that bat in half and started questioning himself

[stevesbipanic]

Eddie: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Steve: Sure!

Steve: What's your favorite color?

Eddie, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

[stevesbipanic]

Eddie: *dead*

Steve: Don't worry I'll fix this.

Steve: *puts Scooby-Doo bandaid on him*

Eddie: omfg I'm alive

[stevesbipanic]

We deserved more Steve and Eddie being Dustin's dads scenes. Them talking about his tone in vol 1 is one of my favourite scenes.

[wtfatlas]

is eddie having a gay panic in the third gif 'cause it looks like he is

[stevesbipanic]

He's realising omg were actually Dustin's dads and can't decide if Steve being such a mum is hot or not

[stevesbipanic]

Stranger Things Season Goals

S1: Defeat Demogorgon ✅ Find Will ✅ Protect Eleven ✅

S2: Close the Gate ✅ Defeat Demodogs ✅ Save Will ✅

S3: Stop Russians ✅ Investigate Magnets ✅ Defeat Mind Flayer ✅

S4: Rescue Hopper ✅ Defeat Vecna ❌Save Eddie ❌

[stevesbipanic]

Eddie: How many kids do you have?

Steve: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

[stevesbipanic]

Steve: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Eddie: How can you still say that?

Steve: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

[wtfatlas]

steve is us at the end of vol2

[stevesbipanic]

Literally, deny deny deny

[isawyoufly]

Tried it, still gonna deny it

[stevesbipanic]

Eddie: Why are your tongues purple?

Robin: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Nancy: I had a red one.

Eddie: oh.

Eddie:

Eddie: OH.

Steve:

Steve: You drank eachothers slushies?

[stevesbipanic]

Nancy : You know you can die from that, right?

Eddie: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

Steve: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.

Robin: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

[stevesbipanic]

*fruity four playing DnD*

Eddie: Your party is in a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake.

Robin: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake

Eddie: You're in a prison cell :)

Nancy: You did great. Well, I got a 10-

Eddie: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3

Steve: I got a 1!

Eddie: You're in... a cube-shaped place.

[stevesbipanic]

Steve: While I’m gone, Eddie, you’re in charge.

Eddie: Yes!!!

Steve, whispering: Dustin, you’re secretly in charge.

Dustin: Obviously.

[stevesbipanic]

Robin: Are you in love with Steve?

Eddie: *sweating* .....no

Robin: Then why do you draw 'S+E' in hearts everywhere.

Eddie: It stands for Satan and Evil.

[stevesbipanic]

Steve: I love murder mysteries!

Eddie, trying to impress him: I've been a suspect in three murder cases.

[stevesbipanic]

Nancy: You are an absolute fucking dork.

Robin, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Nancy: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

[stevesbipanic]

Steve: *Screams*

Robin: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Eddie: Should we do something?!

Nancy, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

[stevesbipanic]

Steve going from I'm such a cool dude in season 1 to now in season 4 he's all soft and wearing yellow sweaters is giving me life.