he's carl popparin' up in heaven now

I'm just really salty about my pudding son ∙ I run a multitude of blogs pertainting to my inability to let fictional dead people go but this one is shitpost central ∙ my normal twd blog

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Y'ALL I KNOW IT'S BEEN A WHILE BUT MY FRIEND MET CHANDLER AT COMIC CON AND GOT AN AUTOGRAPH FOR ME. THE 'I WIN' WAS A LIL MESSAGE CHANDLER DECIDED TO INCLUDE WHEN MY FRIEND TOLD HIM ABOUT THIS BLOG ASDFGHJ

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carl says 'I got bit' in pretty much the same way clementine does in the final season of twdg and I'd like to say at least one of my fucking apocalypse kiddos survived this bullshit

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hey y'all it's carl's 4th deathday and guess which episode my friend is finally on :)

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hey y'all it's been a few weeks since I've posted (and a lot longer since I actually did the thing this blog was made for) but my friend (who is now on the s7 finale) just referred to glenn and abraham's deaths as 'severe booping' I both love and hate him

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Y'ALL GUESS WHO I'M DRESSED AS FOR HALLOWEEN

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tryna preserve what's left of my identity. the one of me drinking was taken without my knowledge lmao

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Y'ALL GUESS WHO I'M DRESSED AS FOR HALLOWEEN

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so it has been exactly five years since the day will come when you won't be (s7 e1). we are currently on the s6 finale. my friend still has no clue who's about to get lucilled. this is gonna be so fuckin good holy shit

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also the joke he legit just made after we finished the s6 finale about tara's dead gf denise to help deal with the pain of her unjustly getting killed off suddenly and violently:

'non consensual acupuncture of denise. that's a funky new piercing she got. there's a unicorn joke here somewhere.'

he deals with sad shit the same that I do. with an abundance of jokes. why do you think he's my friend

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'at least we know they won't turn.'

- my friend giving a pained grin during the first few mins of s7 e1, after the whole eenie miney minie mo shit lmao. he still doesn't doesn't know who's dead. sweet summer child

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'ANYWAY GLENN'S DEAD. AND ABRAHAM'S DEAD. FUCK.'

- me even tho it's been five years

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'if you're gonna live through the apocalypse, you might as well have a king and a tiger. why the fuck not?'

- my friend who apparently bounces back very quickly

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so it has been exactly five years since the day will come when you won't be (s7 e1). we are currently on the s6 finale. my friend still has no clue who's about to get lucilled. this is gonna be so fuckin good holy shit

[iscarlgrimesbackfromthedeadyet]

also the joke he legit just made after we finished the s6 finale about tara's dead gf denise to help deal with the pain of her unjustly getting killed off suddenly and violently:

'non consensual acupuncture of denise. that's a funky new piercing she got. there's a unicorn joke here somewhere.'

he deals with sad shit the same that I do. with an abundance of jokes. why do you think he's my friend

[iscarlgrimesbackfromthedeadyet]

'at least we know they won't turn.'

- my friend giving a pained grin during the first few mins of s7 e1, after the whole eenie miney minie mo shit lmao. he still doesn't doesn't know who's dead. sweet summer child

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'ANYWAY GLENN'S DEAD. AND ABRAHAM'S DEAD. FUCK.'

- me even tho it's been five years

[iscarlgrimesbackfromthedeadyet]

so it has been exactly five years since the day will come when you won't be (s7 e1). we are currently on the s6 finale. my friend still has no clue who's about to get lucilled. this is gonna be so fuckin good holy shit

[iscarlgrimesbackfromthedeadyet]

also the joke he legit just made after we finished the s6 finale about tara's dead gf denise to help deal with the pain of her unjustly getting killed off suddenly and violently:

'non consensual acupuncture of denise. that's a funky new piercing she got. there's a unicorn joke here somewhere.'

he deals with sad shit the same that I do. with an abundance of jokes. why do you think he's my friend

[iscarlgrimesbackfromthedeadyet]

'at least we know they won't turn.'

- my friend giving a pained grin during the first few mins of s7 e1, after the whole eenie miney minie mo shit lmao. he still doesn't doesn't know who's dead. sweet summer child

[iscarlgrimesbackfromthedeadyet]

so it has been exactly five years since the day will come when you won't be (s7 e1). we are currently on the s6 finale. my friend still has no clue who's about to get lucilled. this is gonna be so fuckin good holy shit

[iscarlgrimesbackfromthedeadyet]

also the joke he legit just made after we finished the s6 finale about tara's dead gf denise to help deal with the pain of her unjustly getting killed off suddenly and violently:

'non consensual acupuncture of denise. that's a funky new piercing she got. there's a unicorn joke here somewhere.'

he deals with sad shit the same that I do. with an abundance of jokes. why do you think he's my friend

[iscarlgrimesbackfromthedeadyet]

so it has been exactly five years since the day will come when you won't be (s7 e1). we are currently on the s6 finale. my friend still has no clue who's about to get lucilled. this is gonna be so fuckin good holy shit

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tfw you miss your son

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completely and entirely tricked my unknowing friend into thinking glenn died by the dumpster in s6 e3. life is good :)

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hey so when aaron first shows up and everyone's freaking out and pointing guns judith starts crying, rick is holding her at the time and obviously needs to be present for the confrontation so he hands her to carl and she immediately stops crying and I'm not trying to say carl's the best big brother ever in the entire universe and judith knows that but carl's the best big brother ever in the entire universe and judith knows that

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I'm fuckin losing it, we just finished season 4 and my friend new right from the get go, 'oh these terminus people are fuckin cannibals aren't they?' he's been making so many bad jokes. he even roped me into it. idk how long I can keep throwing him off. I can't wait to see the look on his face when he sees I've bullshitted him once again

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straight up told him maggie and hershel leave in early s9 and returned late s10 because a) technically not a lie and b) I wanted og hershel's death scene to catch him off guard

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literally showed him a pic from the dream sequence thing in s7 e1 where glenn's holding baby hershel so he won't see the whole glenn thing coming either. he's straight up gonna murder me and I deserve it

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'oh look, they're chopping people up.'

'they might be doing it-'

'colour me shocked.'

'they might be doing it for science reasons, you don't know.'

'oh- oh for science, is it? it's about as for science as the...'

'... as the?'

'I don't know. I was hoping something would come to me and it didn't.'

'okay, yeah, well I'm glad we got that cat out of the bag. yep, they're straight up cannibals.'

'yep.'

'there we go.'

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he just farted in my face and ran out of the room, he deserves every lie I tell him

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I'm fuckin losing it, we just finished season 4 and my friend new right from the get go, 'oh these terminus people are fuckin cannibals aren't they?' he's been making so many bad jokes. he even roped me into it. idk how long I can keep throwing him off. I can't wait to see the look on his face when he sees I've bullshitted him once again

[iscarlgrimesbackfromthedeadyet]

straight up told him maggie and hershel leave in early s9 and returned late s10 because a) technically not a lie and b) I wanted og hershel's death scene to catch him off guard

[iscarlgrimesbackfromthedeadyet]

literally showed him a pic from the dream sequence thing in s7 e1 where glenn's holding baby hershel so he won't see the whole glenn thing coming either. he's straight up gonna murder me and I deserve it

[iscarlgrimesbackfromthedeadyet]

'oh look, they're chopping people up.'

'they might be doing it-'

'colour me shocked.'

'they might be doing it for science reasons, you don't know.'

'oh- oh for science, is it? it's about as for science as the...'

'... as the?'

'I don't know. I was hoping something would come to me and it didn't.'

'okay, yeah, well I'm glad we got that cat out of the bag. yep, they're straight up cannibals.'

'yep.'

'there we go.'

[iscarlgrimesbackfromthedeadyet]

I'm fuckin losing it, we just finished season 4 and my friend new right from the get go, 'oh these terminus people are fuckin cannibals aren't they?' he's been making so many bad jokes. he even roped me into it. idk how long I can keep throwing him off. I can't wait to see the look on his face when he sees I've bullshitted him once again

[iscarlgrimesbackfromthedeadyet]

straight up told him maggie and hershel leave in early s9 and returned late s10 because a) technically not a lie and b) I wanted og hershel's death scene to catch him off guard

[iscarlgrimesbackfromthedeadyet]

literally showed him a pic from the dream sequence thing in s7 e1 where glenn's holding baby hershel so he won't see the whole glenn thing coming either. he's straight up gonna murder me and I deserve it