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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)
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Your blog is so amazing I love it!! So much!! how would the brothers react to an mc who gets sick in the heat and so they keep their room really cold? I personally can't be outside in the summer for very long bc I'll get nauseous and distraught and i sleep in a very cold room with lots of fans going. I just wonder if the boys would put up with it for the mc?
you’re an absolute sweetheart and I love you so much ;;; they would do anything to make sure you were comfortable, i can tell you that much! ahh I hope your keeping cool this summer! it’s getting hotter and hotter, so please, hydrate before you diedrate
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Lucifer:
Upon your arrival at the House of Lamentation, Lucifer asked you for a list of requests - accommodations to make your new life a bit easier. From your short list of demands, the one that stuck out the most to him was your wish to keep the house at a crisp sixty-five degrees.
He never questioned you. Every morning, he woke up just a bit earlier to set the thermostat, and was the last to fall asleep to make sure it was kept at an agreeable temperature for you. However, as the prince’s right hand man, there were certain responsibilities that kept him from his home, and one night in particular, he had to spend the night in the human realm. Before he left, he asked his brothers to keep the house at your preferred temperature, leaving little post-it notes around the house just in case they forgot.
In a drunken haze, Asmodeus accidentally turned it the thermostat up, finding the house far too cold for his inebriated self.
An agreeable temperature for Asmodeus turned out to be way too hot for you, especially in the unbearable heat of the Devildom, and after a couple hours, you passed out in the entrance hall.
Lucifer was the first to find you, dropping his suitcases and rushing over to you. You groaned as he hoisted you onto your shoulder, legs carrying both of you to the living room at an inhuman speed. He laid you down gently on the couch, immediately using his abilities to bring your body temperature down. After making sure you were comfortable, he got up, ready to rip Asmodeus a new one when you placed a hand on his cheek.
“It’s not his fault, Lucifer, I never told anyone,” you murmured. “Please don’t blame Asmo.”
The apologetic look on your face calmed him just a bit, keeping him by your side for the rest of the night. From that day forward, he was definitely more careful around you, making sure you never fell sick like that again.
Mammon:
The thermostat had been broken for almost a week, and Mammon was starting to become worried.
He’d known about your condition for a while. He may not look like it, but Mammon was quite the observing creature, quietly watching you, analyzing you for the better part of the semester. The first time he'd noticed something was up, it was a particularly hot day. You’d been feeling a little under the weather, and none of the cold remedies he’d prepared for you for working. In a last minute effort to try and help you, he brought one of the fans from his room and placed it right next to you on your nightstand. After about five minutes, he saw the color seep back into your skin, and you rolled off the bed.
“Do you feel better?” he asked.
You nodded, pressing the back of your hand against your cheek. “A little bit,” you replied. “Thank you for trying to help me, Mammon.”
He puffed his chest out excitedly. “Of course! Anything for my human.”
After that day, he made sure to keep a small backpack on him filled with a cold compress, a water bottle, and a portable fan, following you around like a puppy. The week the thermostat had been broken, he kept trying to keep you out of the house, pushing you towards Purgatory Hall and their working AC.
“You’re my human, I wouldn’t let you be uncomfortable,” he’d say. “I brought an umbrella. Let’s go for a walk!”
Leviathan:
Because his demon form mirrored that of a serpent, Leviathan had grown into certain snake-like characteristics. One of these traits was an aversion to heat, so out of all his brothers, he could definitely relate to your preference to the cold.
It was an especially hot day, the heat forcing you to maroon yourself in your bed in front of a fan you’d stolen from the living room. You were falling asleep when you heard the door opened, opening one eye when the dipped nderneath new weight. You felt something - someone - fall over your stomach, eliciting a pained groan from you.
You blinked in confusion, shooting Leviathan a lazy glare as he curled up against your chest. “You’re heavy,” you mumbled.
“You took the fan, you take the punishment.” Leviathan pressed his cheek against your bare shoulder, slapping away the hands trying to push him off. “You feel so nice.”
“No-one else was using it,” you defended. “I thought it wasn’t that hot!”
“My brothers have gotten used to living in hell, but I definitely haven’t,” Leviathan explained. “My body has always been acclimated to the cooler temperatures of the celestial realm. If I overheat, I turn into a snake.”
The image of Leviathan as a cute little a garden snake made you giggle, and he screeched when he saw you reaching for the fan string..
Satan:
He always wondered why you wore shorts and tank tops in the dead of winter.
Having grown accustomed to hell’s high temperatures, he was a bit concerned when you told him about your heat exhaustion. If you couldn’t survive high temperatures, then why didn’t you say anything to Lord Diavolo when you first arrived? The Devildom was prone to unimaginably unbearable heat waves that even he couldn’t handle - how did you expect to survive? You refused to voice your concern to the prince, nor did you let Satan say anything to his older brother, so in the wake of your stubbornness, he would try and do everything he could to make sure you comfortable. Like Mammon, Satan would keep a fan and a water bottle on his person at all times just in case you got too hot. Humans were already fragile enough, and putting a heat-sensitive one in the middle of hell? That was just cruel.
Being born demon, his body had acclimated to the scorching temperatures of the Devildom, and being in a cold area sometimes messed with his system. Going into your room without a sweater or even a long-sleeved shirt had him developing a slight fever, so he had to be careful whenever he was around you. Whereas he kept a fan on him, you made sure to keep every corner of the house stocked with sweaters and blankets, keeping gloves and a thin scarf in your bag for whenever he got cold.
“We’re like a symbiotic relationship, you and I,” he’d joke. “We’re kind of like a husband and wife.”
Asmodeus:
Your heat exhaustion would make certain activities rather difficult, but he’d sacrifice anything for the sake of your comfort.
A couple weeks after you began your year at RAD, Asmodeus asked you to accompany him and Mammon to their favorite hot springs. Uncomfortable with voicing your concerns to the two brothers, you followed them without question, dipping your toes in the unbearably hot pool before residing yourself to an evening of sitting against the rocks behind them. You spent the whole night taking, fanning yourself to keep yourself from passing out, but to no avail. After almost two hours of sitting by the hot springs, you fainted.
Mammon screamed. Asmodeus pushed himself out of the hot springs, forgoing his towel as he rushed to your side. He picked you up, rushing you back to your room and placing about a hundred fans around your body.
“Why didn’t you tell me?” For the first time in a very, very long time, Asmodeus was angry. Angry at you, for not trusting him enough, but even angrier at himself for not noticing your discomfort. “You seem to constantly forget that you’re human - you can die really easily, especially here!”
“You looked so comfortable, I didn’t want to ruin your night.”
Asmodeus threw his hands up in the air, and you laughed as he began to garble unintelligibly. “I would rather have my night ruined than have you go through this again. Next time, tell me!”
Beelzebub:
After a heavy workout, coming into your room was a nice treat.
Beelzebub was the type of creature who naturally ran hot, and with his affinity for physical activity, he was extremely prone to overheating. He was definitely one to understand your sensitivity to heat, keeping an extra water bottle on his person just in case you ever decided to join him.
Your room was the first place he went to after coming home, ditching his shoes as the door and making a beeline for the polar haven you’d created for yourself, sighing with relief as the air from the twenty fans you had around your bed hit him. One evening, after a particularly hard workout, he arrived at your bedroom door, not even bothering to knock. He removed his shirt, throwing it in a random corner of your room before falling into bed with you.
“Hello, my penguin,” he said teasingly. “It’s nice to be back in the arctic.”
You stuck your tongue out at him, smacking his head lightly as he draped a sweaty arm over your chest. “You’re all sweaty, Beel!” you cried. “Go take a shower and then come back to me!”
He gave you a knowing smirk. “Come shower with me?”
You kicked him off your bed.
Belphegor:
Unlike his twin, Belphegor always ran cold, always finding himself in need of extra warmth.
The first time he came into your bedroom, the blast of cold hair hit him like a two ton truck. He shrieked, running away from the army of electric fans you had surrounding your bed. He came back five minutes later, wrapped in about fifty blankets and his brother’s winter coat.
“I don’t like the cold.” he told you as he joined you on your bed. “Stop staring at me like that, I get sick really easily.”
In spite of the “freezing” temperatures you liked to keep your room at, it would never stop him from spending time with you - he’d just bring extra blankets, making sure they were a material that could stay cold on the outside and warm within. He’d burrito himself before cuddling up next to you.
“Life hacked,” he’d say as you both got comfortable.
“How are you not hot?” you asked as you eyed the thick blanket wrapped around his body. “Just looking at you makes me want to crawl into a refrigerator.”
“Shut up, Frosty the Snowman, I’m doing this so I can spend time with you. Now cuddle me.”
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Hello all i present to you my favourite boy
He Is Very Fantastic
Mammon: Hey Lucifer, Hey Satan.
Lucifer: *lazily* Ay woz poppin' my G?
Mammon: What?
Lucifer: *Dorky laugh* I said Yoo what's good my dude? How you keepin' famalam?
Mammon: *looking over at Satan and pointing at Lucifer* is he alright?
Satan: He's on some really strong medication for some back pain hes been experiencing lately..He's been talking like this all morning..I have to keep an eye on him..
Mammon: Pfffthahaha..Hilarious *looks back over at Lucifer* I'm good my guy! *laughs* how ya doin?
Lucifer: I'm just chillaxin with mah boy Big S! AYYYYYY *slaps Satan on the back*
Satan: *jolts forward spilling his drink everywhere* OOF..for goodness sake..
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sometimes i wonder, like, what the brothers would do/how they would react to a younger mc (younger meaning ‘97-’01) because,, gen z is absolutely fucking wild. and nobody seems to take that into account, ever.
like, an m/c coming from the human world where half the shit they say is self deprecating (”why am i so dumb? why am i Literally dumb of Ass?”), a suicidal thought (”i am so fucking Sick of being alive.” “the only person who gets to kill me is ME.”), violent (”the next person who tries to tell me that oatmeal raisin cookies are acceptable is getting my foot broken off in their Ass.”), dramatic (”i thought we were out of salsa and, not gonna lie, i wanted to commit a hate crime.”) scarily intelligent (”capitalism is a heinous machine in which all cogs will be ground into dust while trying desperately to feel important and people will Never realize that their ceaseless hard work is absolutely no match for corporate juggernauts and a handful of bigwigs. yeehaw!”)
like,,, what would the brothers even be able to Do or Say to shit like that? what do you do when you, a centuries old, immortal being, are faced with a young, fragile human, who fears no man, no god and certainly not death . the only person who could come Close to being unfazed is Levi, but imagine luci.
imagine he says something to m/c and he caught them in a mood and they just look at him with eyes that swallow everything in their path and they go, “sure, jan.” or the inevitable “ok, Boomer.” and luci just realizes that he is Not dealing with your average, god fearing human and that dia has stuck him with an emotional juggernaut who, if given the chance, would completely and thoroughly gut any and all forms of authority - and he Knows this because they told him.
satan absolutely Adores them though and constantly whisks them away to pick their brain because, finally, someone he likes who he can have intelligent conversations with-
definitely more of this to come because my brain likes to run fucking LAPS for these boys
If anyone out there alsk absolutely loves general hux, please be my friend
hello gamers i am so into General Hux, anyhow have a lovely evenin'
the black marking on Maul’s nose that makes it look like he has a kitty nose, reblog if you agree
Its Dec 3rd
Which means I can do whatever Christmas thing I desire and no one can stop me
I bet you hoped I forgot about this ship but uwu
This ship is the cutest
Never forget about this ship
Marikim headcannons?
Wack ok so
•they've known each other since they were in kindergarten
•they used to be close but as they got older they drifted apart
•Kim had liked Mari when they were young and confessed the first time around in 3rd grade
•Mari only told him to wait till they're older
•Kim becomes a cool jock and Mari stays a quiet and sweet self
•sometimes Mari wonders if Kim forgot about her
•no matter what Kim still makes time for simple chit chat with her
•little does she know he maintained the crush from when they were younger
•after another failed attempt to get adriens attention kim finds mari crying and comforts her
•they start hanging out again and kim makes his way into the group
•their relationship starts off slow
•they dont show much pda except sometimes holding hands at lunch
•everyone is super supportive of them
•Alya forces them to go on double dates as often as possible
•Mari supports Kim in everything he does
•Kim sometimes models for Mari, and she gets him to wear dresses from time to time
•her parents absolutely love Kim and he comes over very often and they always send him home with new treats
•when Kim becomes a hero they both figure out who each other are almost instantly
Add on with others, I absolutely love marikim
HOLY CRAP THE MARIKIM HEIGHT DIFFERENCE (I'm not one to be a multishipper, but if I didn't ship the love square, I have a feeling I would be 100% on board with this ship, because what can I say, I'm a slut for the tol and smol dynamic)
I’m absolutely weak for height differences too just look at them
I absolutely love them