Come and take a walk with me

don't bring a metaphor to a fist fight

[ozempicofficial]

[bowwow-zombies]

As an art historian I love this joke!

[antrea]

[26.04.05] vs. boston bruins

[washedupswammer]

how dare he.. (DFO 6/16/2026)

[greelin]

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

[betapark]

lol

[scribeherself]

I love saying “no worries” instead of “it’s okay,” like do not spend a single millisecond of your finite mortal existence letting anxiety over this situation consume you. I have already erased the incident from the timeline. It is gone. You are safe now.

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[cleverwordsandotherstuffilike]

[washedupswammer]

trevor zegras watery eyed shaky voice “just a good day to be a flyer”

[messygoku]

[loserdudes]

“obviously becoming good friends”

jamie:

[flintgirl]

aftertaste by katie gavin / tzjd

happy trevor zegras trade-iversary! have (one of) the videos that has been playing behind my eyelids for the better part of a year.

this is unlisted on youtube. do not post or link to this in an unlocked space (twitter, tiktok, etc.) or i will hunt your ass down btw

[catofthecanals289]

summer depression here we go

[lakemojave]

[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here

[share-somelove]

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[rpfofficial]

sometimes rpf is like "i think they were actually fucking for real but but i can't 'prove it' so i'm going to vividly imagine it and then write it" and sometimes it's like "i know they weren't fucking but i think it would be hot so i'm going to viviidly imagine it and then write it" and sometimes it's like "i think they very well could have been fucking and if they weren't then i think they probably wanted to but for various reasons never did so i'm going to implement that theory & tension it into a beautiful story where i create a world where they can be together and fuck nasty" and i think that's beautiful