Shark Bait

21 below average fanfic writer. just a girl in love with some big burly men.

[bananacorn-limeade]

most of me knows that sandor and gendry's conversation beyond the wall about melisandre (gendry: "she strapped me down on a bed and stripped me naked" sandor: "sounds all right so far") is just late-stage d&d frat boy stupidity leaking more obviously into the writing but a not-insignificant part of me still goes

over the fact that show sandor's only canon interest in sex is when he hears a description of being dominated by a powerful woman

[chippedcupwrites]

- ' the best thing a male character can do is be insane and love his daughter ' (inspo.)

[chippedcupwrites]

"True knights protect the weak." – Sansa Stark, A Clash of Kings

[kaitlinj16]

🦋365 Days / 365 Characters🦋

[328/365] Characters 》 Sandor Clegane

"Hate's as good a thing as any to keep a person going. Better than most."

🤍🖤🤍

[archeressofmayhem]

So you’re telling me know one has gotten knocked up by Rory

[ishark-bait]

I'd like to offer my services

[archeressofmayhem]

So you’re telling me know one has gotten knocked up by Rory

[justagirlwholikesadam]

Pornstar! Sandor - Headcanons

not my pics

Warning: big hairy man, mention of twitter, porn star, reader is female, masturbating, use of sex toy, people being thirsty online, voice making people cum, big dick Sandor.

A/n: I want him so bad. Depending on the feedback, I might do a second part, including the reader. Enjoy-L

Pornstar! Sandor goes by the name The Hound and is only online. He never shows his face, only his body. The people who knew him, knows why. 

Pornstar! Sandor has a following of 1.2 million people on Twitter. They are all infatuated by his big body and big hands. The comments on his page are filled with people asking him to destroy them with his 8.5in dick. They ask him to choke them with his big hands. 

Pornstar! Sandor has a big and strong chest that’s covered with dark coarse hairs, it tracks all the way down to his belly and hits the jackpot below, between his legs. 

Pornstar! Sandor is a lumberjack on his days off when he’s not jacking off in front of millions. He doesn’t cum for days until he records a new video. He gives with the people want and they want to see him blow a huge load. 

Pornstar! Sandor sometimes does videos with only his voice! His voice is deep and rough. “Touch that fuckin cunt for me, little bird.” He even throws some for the guys too and they become feral for him even more. They want a big hairy daddy. “Open your ass boy, let me see that hole.” He groans and moans drives the people crazy.

Pornstar! Sandor has videos of him using a pussy sleeve, his followers get jealous when he fills the toy up with his cum. He even shows it to the camera, showing his audience his thick and white cum dripping from the abused hole of the toy. 

Pornstar! Sandor's profile picture on Twitter is of him sitting on his dark green couch, with his legs spread wide. He’s manspreading and his flaccid cock is hanging between his legs. His thick arms are crossed over his hairy chest and his beard is long enough that it can be seen in the picture. 

Pornstar! Sandor is his own boss, he has had offers to tons of companies in the porn industry. He wants to be on his own, dealing with his own money and creating content when he wants to. Plus he didn’t want to deal with anyone because of his scarred and burned face. 

Pornstar! Sandor rarely looks at his DMs, mostly because it’s just messages of people wanting to fuck him and tell him how hot he is. He just shakes his head because they won’t say it once they see his face. 

Pornstar! Sandor is in bed, he can’t go to sleep so he decides to go on Twitter and look at his DMs. Scrolling a few messages he stops when he sees a message. It’s not too sexual but a simple, “Hello, The Hound. I hope you have an amazing day today as always thank you for uploading today's new video. I always finish with a smile on my face.” 

Pornstar! Sandor clicks on your profile and he bites his bottom lip when he sees your picture. You are a sight for sore eyes, a pretty thing. Your smile and your eyes, he’s looking at the top you’re wearing. He looks at your page to see other pictures of you. He’s breathing heavily as he continues to scroll on your page. 

Pornstar! Sandor glances over to look at his clock on the nightstand by his bed. It’s 3am and he wonders if you are awake or even in the same time zone as him. He clicks on the little envelope across your profile picture. 

Pornstar! Sandor hits send when he writes back to you and goes back to your page. All he can do is wait, right? Nah, he’s already naked, that’s how he sleeps. He grabs his cock with his right hand as he uses your picture to get off. 

[notwhoreallyiam]

I would 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼🤫

[rhyclgn]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS PHOTO IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[notwhoreallyiam]

LOOK AT THOSE ARMS MUSCLES 😮‍💨

New knuckles video, the knuckles cast : this or that

( I cut rory parts only and put it all together, thank me later)

[westeroswisdom]

« I’m tall, I get recognised all over the place so I just try and keep my head down.

I mean you just get people shouting out, ‘Hey you’re the Hound’ and I tell them to ‘f*** off’ and they seem happy and I carry on. »

— Rory McCann (AKA: Sandor "The Hound" Clegane) from a 2017 interview at the Daily Record.

We can imagine those fans almost immediately posting something like this on social media...

The Hound just told me to fuck off! 😃👍🏼

Extra cred if it happened near a fried chicken outlet. 🍗

[notwhoreallyiam]

He have no business having these beautiful brown eyes 😐💔

New rory post from his instagram I’M PRETENDING LIKE I’M NOT JEALOUS BECAUSE OF COURSE ITS HIS WIFE /GIRL TAKING AND POSTING THESE PICS 🤒

[notwhoreallyiam]

I’ll leave the rest for your imagination 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[notwhoreallyiam]

Idk about you but,she’s in love 🫢

[flare99-blog]

"Hate is good as any to keep a person going, better then most."

-Sandor Clegane

The first Game of Thrones character post is about one of my favorite characters in the entire series. Sandor Clegane, the Hound.

At first i didn't think it would be that important to the story but in the end it was. His tormented and pain-filled past made me fall in love with this character. The hatred for his brother Gregor who gave him that scar on his face disfiguring him, kept him alive so he could take revenge.

I LOVED the relationship he had with the Stark sisters. He always tried to help them. This shows that he is not a bad person in the end!🥺

I think he's a very underrated character!!

I really like his way of expressing himself because sometimes he's very funny😂 and in my opinion Rory McCann was very good at playing him💕

But am I the only one who thinks he's extremely CUTE?!? He's an adorable tsundere ahah I love it 🐶❤️

[notwhoreallyiam]

Rory saying dady , i need yall to thank me🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

-from rory scenes in the movie jackdaw

[fangirl-life]

I've been off of fanfics, both writing and reading them for a while. I used to be OBSESSED with reading them and I don't know where that drive went but wouldn't you know one of my old haunts randomly got me back in the other day.

I am now devouring Rory McCann/Sandor Clegane/ The Hound content again. Idk how that happened. I'm supposed to be finishing a TLOU fic but now I wanna write a Rory (im always apprehensive about writing about real ppl) or Sandor post apocalyptic AU fic. Like putting him in the TLOU world. But I will be a good girl and finish what I started