Blondie and Jasmine Leaf

2 little gay stallions

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Random old mare:"Excuse me, dear gentlecolts, but are you siblings..?

Blondie:"..."

Jasmine:"..."

Blondie:"..."

Jasmine:"uuuuhhhmmm..."

Blondie:"I BuCKinG hOpe NoT!!!!"

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Jasmime Leaf:"Date someone who will drag you outside at 3AM to look at the stars!"

Blondie:"If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3AM to look at the damn sky they'll be removed immediately from my life!"

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It's weekend so the two decided to go to the bar. Blondie looked a bit too deep in the glass Also, I thought Jaz didn't drink..? *illuminati music in background* Art by Ms_Birdie on My Little Pony amino (http://aminoapps.com/p/fsi9h7)

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Black Rose: Dude, you should slow down on the drinking..

Blondie: Why you say that?

Black Rose: Because you can't hold it.

Blondie: Bro, I wasn't even that drunk..-

Black Rose: You hit on your own boyfriend at the bar. You asked him if he was single ànd cried when he said he wasn't!

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Random Pony:"my cat ran away.."

Blondie:"Really? Are you sure it wasn't your sense of fashion?"

Jasmine:"BLONDIE!!"

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Jasmine:"Sorry I'm late. I was doing...stuff!"

Blondie:"I'm stuff ;)"

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Jasmine:"You know whats embarrassing? While walking I wasn't looking out and I hit a tree.." Blondie:"WHAT?! Blondie"Are you okay?!" Blondie:"Or should I say Oaky?" Jas:*walks away* Blondie:"Why did you leaf me?"

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Blondie:"I wasn't thàt drunk..!"

Jasmine:"You hugged an old stallion with a beard, screaming 'Starswirl, you're alive!'..."

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Black Rose:*standing outside Jasmine's bedroom* "JAS, WE HAVE TO GO! COME OUT"

Jasmime: "I'm gay"

Black Rose:"...not what I meant but I still support you"

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Blondie:"Turqoise is the best colour in the word. Its cyantifically proven!"

Jasmine:"You bucking didn't.."

Black Rose:"I red that too and now I feel violeted. Im indigonant"

Prim Rose:" Turqoise is the best colour? Psht, that's just a pigment of your imagination"

Jasmine:"You little shits..."

Black Rose:"That fact just blue me away!"

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The shop got a package today... Turns out Jasmine had been mailing the plushie maker. And it doesn't appear he'll let it go. Ever. Send help. Please. Xx DayDragon

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"Come on, Evedancer, show us some of your moves!" *Alright, then. But put your hooves over your ears, we deaf need it loud!* Evedancer gave us a small show last night after a wonderful meal, and Blondie snapped this picture of her! Thanks for the show and the meal, Eevee, see you next time! Xx DayDragon

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Blondie:"Whats the matter? Are you not feline well? Do you need a purramedic?"

Jasmine:"Your puns are a total cat-tastrophe!"

Blondie:"..."

Jasmine:"..."

Blondie:"Did you just..."

Jasmine:"YES!"

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Attention

Jasmine:*busy doing some paperwork* "Did you need some attention...?"

Blondie:*resting head on Jasmine's shoulder and stroking his leg* "No... what gave you that idea."

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Caring

Blondie:*goes to work*

Jasmine:"Please be safe"

Blondie:*chuckles* "Oh, does someone care about me?"

Jasmine:"Shut up...!"

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Cute fluffy chat

Jasmine:"Anyway, now that you're awake I need you to promice me you'll hold my hoof whenever I'm scared.."

Blondie:"Yeah. Okay!"

Jasmine:*starts holding Blondies hoof*

Blondie:*looks confused around* "What are you scared of..?"

Jasmine:"I'm scared if I'll let your hoof go, you'll disappear.."

Blondie:*forgets how to breath*

Blondie:*holds Jasmine really close*

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Midnight Thoughts

Jas:*wakes Blondie up* "Hey, I've been thinking.."

Blondie:"What were you thinking about?"

Jas:"Well, haven't you ever thought that spoons are just tiny bowls on sticks...?"

Blondie:"..."

Jas:"..."

Blondie:*sighs*"not again..!"

Blondie:"Please go to sleep, babe! Its 3 AM!"