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I don't really agree with how that first tree is calling him out, but he's not wrong.

Deku Tree Part 1

*Sitting around campfire*

Wind: ..Wait, you know the Deku Tree?

Time: Yeah, do you know how The Deku Tree goes into the Hylian internet?

Hyrule: ..What? (confused)

Time: The Deku Tree logs on.

Everyone, but Time: *Groaning* Oh no..

Legend: The Old man is getting into this phase again

Part 2:

what procedure does a tree surgeon do? a lumber puncture

how did the idiot get hurt while raking leaves??

he fell out of a tree

or maybe he let go

Another Double Pun-Day Sunday (because I forgot yesterday)

And today's pun, a short and sweet one

trees like this are so weird to me, like don't you wanna branch out?

Teacher: Alright class whaat kind of tree do you think you are?

Blonde girl: I think I'm an oak tree!

Kid adjacent: Bitch, you're a cedar tree because you hollow inside.

Ah, yes, a fresh Pine. Just in time for the holidays.

#tree jokes