Is Jake Pregnant?

Dirk and I are going to try and have a baby. Maybe more...hopefully. So this is where you can watch this shit go down. -Jake The Jake and Dirk version of isjohnpregnantyet. Because this needs to happen.

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did john and dave make you calvin's godparents ?

possibly O:

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So is the baby going to call you both dad? Or will you guys both be called something different so you know who they're talking to?

Dirk will be papa and i will be dad.

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jakes 8 moths preg yoooo!!

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one time i was masturbating and i was really close and i thought of that post about jake not wanting maternity shorts and i started laughing so hard it ruined my orgasm. fuck you guys i hadnt cum in weeks

Jake: ....niouverikmwxkehnruoicjwm OHMYGOD

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Have you guys seen play by heart its based of you two.

I have no seen it!

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Hey guys everything is looking up.

I'm going a trip for a few days so I won't be here, however dirk will answer questions addressed to me on my behave. 

Talk to you then!

-Jake

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how far along are you jake? what is the expected birth date?

GT: I'm five months, almost six months! You do the math!

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Jeez, with parents like you two, this kid's going to grow up as a complete badass. Like father like son, huh?

TT: Then again, it could just inherit all the bad qualities and be a completely socially reclusive airhead.

TT: I just hope the coin toss was a good one.

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I have the greatest confidence in the both of you. You'll both be the best parents this baby could ever hope to have, and it will love you both very much. I can't wait for the baby to be born. I hope that you guys give him or her a pair of anime shades like Dirks. :3

TT: I've already taken the precaution of getting them so they'll go up in sizes like he/she will.

TT: Can't have them too comically big or small now, can we?

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The great night was a success...the doctor visit wasn't.

- Jake

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Happy Father's Day to you Dirk!

I have a great night planned when you get home!

Much love~

Jake

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You two, stop doubting your selves. Everyone worries over weather or not their kid will love them and if they'll be good parents or not. You're going to be great parents, and I'm sure your kid will love you both.

GT: Thank you!!

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Can I make a blog for the baby?

GT: Our baby isn't born yet...thatd be creepy mate.

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anything jake really likes for you to do to him at night?

TT: Massage his feet, back, neck, any of the following.

TT: I also have a compulsive affinity for rubbing his belly.

TT: He thinks its weird, but I'm pretty sure he secretly enjoys it.

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I guess one of the good things about Jake being preggers is far easier to just "relax" with.

Under more normal circumstances, he's always kinda rip raring to go on some crazed adventure that usually involves getting worked up over even the smallest of developments.

But its too exhausting for him to do that now, so its cuddles on the sofa instead.

Hard to argue with that.

-Dirk

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Today i went to the store alone to pick up a few things for the nursery...it was nice looking at cute baby clothes and makes me wonder what our child would want to wear.

Im hoping some posh shorts and maybe shades like dirk would suit our child regardless of their gender.

- Jake

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I really hope everything goes well for you all

GT: Much thanks!