Skylar and the city

One well traveled gay male and his group of newly found New York friends gossip about their sex-lives (or lack thereof), misadventures in dating and find new ways to deal with being gay and single in today's world!

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Blowjobs, bad breath and bug eyes

First let me start off by saying that I don't mean to offend anyone. Now that that's out if the way.... Ladies and gentlemen, if you are going to perform oral sex on someone please please please for the love of all good oral sex givers out there, make sure your breath is fresh! Point blank period. No questions asked. Is it too hard to expect that if the receiver of oral sex has made sure that their areas of interest are fresh and trimmed, that you make sure your breath doesn't smell like the city of New York on trash day? I'm not sure why this popped into my mind today but a while a go I had a hookup with a guy I found on Grindr. Yes Grindr is a gay hookup app. Fair warning to my older readers, this may get pretty graphic. Back to my story, this guy that I would consider attractive by his pics hit me up first. He sent me several pics and after chatting for well over an hour, I decided to head over to his place. His place was nice. We chatted for a bit then he dropped to his knees. I unzipped my pants and he started his job. Keep in mind I was not having intercourse with him, I was just receiving head. That's it! He got to work and kept looking up for approval. This is always so weird for me. When the giver is looking up for approval. I'm not going to moan in pleasure but I'm pretty sure that if I'm enjoying it you will know. So he's down doing something and that when I smelled his raunchy breath. He was well into it by now but all I could think about was the horrible smell coming from my private region. Sooo bad to the point I couldn't concentrate on enjoying the whole ordeal. It was gross. It was all I could do to keep from puking. Then comes the thing with his eyes. If you're giving head everyone knows you're already in a weird position. So if you're looking up and the person you are blowing, no matter how cute you are, you're eyes will look like bug eyes in that position. Berne Mac eyes even. And as the late Bernie once said, "what do you want me to say? Good job?" All I could do was close my eyes and think of something else. That was in between me looking around his studio or looking down making weird faces at him. Teeth! Isn't it the golden rule that you aren't suppose to use teeth during a blowjob? Everyone knows this. Everyone over the age of 18 I'm sure. So please, no matter how cute you think it might be, don't use teeth ever! Unless you are told by the one you're giving the blowjob, to use your teeth. Yes there are those freaks out there. Grindr users: please be aware of who you're really hooking up with. If they continuously send pics of them in inhuman like poses, they more times than not will not look like their pics. Yes that may have been ten years ago when they were thin and flexible but not today. Also take note to those users without their age posted. Even with that being said be cautious of those with their age posted. Gays love to lie about their age. Yes I have once or twice before too but at least I look the age that I tell them. Needless to say he didn't look like his pics. Well maybe ten years ago but not now. Sorry shug, your youth has passed. Enjoy you midlife now. It's ok. I know for a fact that I am no GQ model but for some odd reason guys like to treat me as if I'm the golden child. I still haven't figured this one out and what is the craziest thing of all is I'm such a bitch to all guys but they keep coming back for more. Salivating with their fangs out. Guys it's not that serious and I'm probably not going to call or txt anymore. To end this blog, I must tell you how I ended my horrible encounter. I received a txt from my sister and told him I had to leave. He didn't and wouldn't get to finish enjoying, what I'm sure he considers of giving me great head. I couldn't stomach the smell. He surely doesn't deserve to have any part of my body in his mouth. So everyone the lessons to be learned from my awful experience is: 1. Make sure your breath is fresh (If the receiver goes through extra time to make sure they are fresh then so should your mouth) 2. Try to avoid eye contact at all cost. If you are in a vulnerable position, just do what you were meant to do. Don't look for approval. That is not the time. You know if you can or can't give good head before you even start. 3. Don't use your teeth. If the member is too big, please inform the recipient. I'm sure they would be more than willing to work something else out. Thanks for reading and following. Until next time, keep it wrapped up!