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i'm the violence in the pouring rain          — i'm a HURRICANE

[islehurricane]

hello! welcome to islehurricane, an independent, private, & selective rp blog for uma, the daughter of ursula, from the disney channel original movie series descendants. this blog is somewhat low-activity, written by ari (30, pst, she/her). 

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sideblogs

♥ mireia, daughter of mirage, @mircredible​ ➸ lewellen, daughter of lancelot, @grailheir​

other blogs

❋ multimuse, lit/anime/videogames, @arienheart​

[ariensoul]

i guess it feels good to know that i’m not alone

indie multimuse blog, loved by ari, feat. muses from various forms of media.

[islehurricane]

slowly pokes her head in. hello i’m alive...

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tfln meme

some may be nsfw. feel free to change pronouns if necessary!

[text]: why does every cop we meet know your name? [text]: I just realized I’m not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I’m kinda worried. [text]: Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger? [text]: I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips [text]: i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with “come at me bro” [text]: no, it was more of an i-don’t-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad. [text]: What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name. [text]: I don’t want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh. [text]: Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best [text]: in your professional opinion, what’s the most elegant way of saying “sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay” ? [text]: I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever. [text]: Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house? [text]: Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂 [text]: Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can’t move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win. [text]: He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7. [text]: I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping. [text]: Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. … get on my level [text]: I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That’s how I determined how my night went [text]: YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK [text]: I wouldn’t call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first. [text]: I just woke up, its 6AM and i’m pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly… [text]: You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time. [text]: when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn’t think i’d had enough to drink [text]: Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport [text]: He was so traumatized by the It’s a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn’t blame him. [text]: I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night?? [text]: some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast. [text]: ok so you’re 100% sure this time that he isn’t your ex in disguise again? [text]: just licked whipped cream off some model’s nipple… just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit [text]: Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet. [text]: it was a ‘fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed’ kind of night. [text]: We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.

[islehurricane]

YOUR  MUSE  AS  A  DEITY .

RULES : think carefully about your character and their development through their journey  ( canon or oc )  within their story.  fill out the chart and tag whoever you want !    repost, do not reblog.

DEITY  OF     :      storms at sea, freedom, the consequences of one’s actions, wanderers and adventurers, and farewells. she is protective of those who worship her, her temples being small but welcoming to all who accept her. stories tell of how she is a fierce warrior but loves just as much as she will fight for those under her care.  she is the wreckage of waves opening up a new path, even as one closes behind you.

ASSOCIATED  WITH     :   rain pounding against wooden walls, winds pushing ships out to sea, hurricanes crashing against land and destroying anything in their path, waves breaking upon the rocks, wearing them down until they are sand. rainy docks, busy with sailors preparing for their next voyage.

SACRED  PLANTS     :     venus flytraps for strength, sunflowers for loyalty, black-eyed susans for justice, rainflower for never being forgotten, cyclamen for farewells.

SACRED  STONES / GEMS     :     moonstone for save travel at sea, pearl for honesty, sapphire for independence, shells for adaptability, aquamarine for the energy of the sea.

SACRED  ANIMALS     :    octopi, as she is often portrayed as a cecaelia with teal tentacles. seagulls, as her temples are often found on the coast. sharks, as in multiple stories a young goddess swam without fear surrounded by sharks. 

COLORS     :    teal and similar shades of blue, gold, black, white.

FOOD     :     fried seafood, black coffee, hazelnuts, rum, coconut milk.

SCENTS     :   sea-salt air, the smell of rain on the ground, wooden planks building a ship, incense blessings.

ACCEPTED  OFFERINGS     :     a shot of rum poured into a hot coffee, shells found on the beach, knick-knacks found upon your travels, pirate hats, hazelnut chocolates.

WAYS  TO  HONOR     :     breaking away from those who would cage you in, dancing in the rain, accepting the mistakes you have made instead of pretending they never happened, blasting music as you drive out to see someplace new, telling the ocean of your loves and trials, placing the name of those who wrong you in a bottle of sand and sending it out to sea.

[justanothermemething]

✧･ﾟ: *Dɪsᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ Sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ Sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs

A Princess, an Elf, and a Demon Walk into a Bar

❝ Hope you got your beauty sleep. ❞

❝ Anything’s safer than guarding that prince/ss! ❞

❝ You’ve had your fun. Now it’s time to get married. ❞

❝ You wanna switch places? ❞

❝ I’m actually hoping for death, thanks though. ❞

❝ Did you make sure to add extra frosting? ❞

❝ I just wanted to have a last bit of fun before the happiest day of my life. ❞

❝ Great I have to wear this crazy veil and pretend I’m a virgin? ❞

❝ I thought that I’d get married for true love, or because I was wasted. ❞

❝ You ever wish you could live in a place where people are really truly happy? ❞

❝ ___, it’s like you don’t appreciate your assembly-line job. ❞

❝ Yeah, singing while you work’s not happiness. It’s mental illness. ❞

❝ Ugh! I’m sick of being happy all the time. ❞

❝ Just once I wish…I wish I could go somewhere where people are miserable. ❞

❝ ___ you are hereby curse from the deepest depths of the underworld! ❞

❝ A weird ghost guy is attacking and complimenting me. ❞

❝ Ghosts are losers that got murdered. ❞

❝ Get used to it, cause you are stuck with me for all eternity. ❞

❝ Just because I’m not jolly all the time doesn’t make me a weirdo. ❞

❝ It’s like you do the slightest thing here, and everyone freaks out. ❞

❝ It’s like they all have peppermint sticks up their asses. ❞

❝ And that, my friend, is how one returns a gift. ❞

❝ If you don’t calm down, this is gonna be a long forever. ❞

❝ Don’t you want to see the outside world? ❞

❝ I don’t know why we keep that lever there. ❞

❝ Scribeldy-scrobeldy-screw the Jolly Code! ❞

❝ I wanna taste something other than sweetness. I wanna cry salty tears, learn bitter truths. I wanna take a big, meaty bite out of life and dip it in mustard! ❞

❝ Mustard, vinegar, anchovies? These are the ravings of fools. ❞

❝ I’d rather die a big death than live a small life. ❞

❝ Wow, for the first time in my life I feel completely calm and—-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ❞

❝ I’m a prince/ss. I can’t do my own bidding. ❞

❝ You know that little voice in your head that says to do the right thing? ❞

❝ So you’re like a terrible friend? ❞

❝ I never said I’m your friend. ❞

❝ Shame you’re a prince/ss and too dainty to do anything about it. ❞

❝ Well, I like war, but I wouldn’t say I love it. ❞

❝ How long is this gonna last? ❞

❝ Times when you really shouldn’t are exactly when you really should. ❞

❝ I was raised by a pack of drinking buddies. And I came out perfect. ❞

❝ I mean nobody knows anything for sure but if I talk with confidence you dopes will believe anything I say. ❞ 

❝ I’m just kicking back with my new cat. ❞

❝ I’m not here to answer cat questions. ❞

❝ Are you trying to make a jerk out of me? ❞

❝ Actually, I’d be fine if someone could just slide my head up a bit. ❞ 

❝ It was sweet of you to wreck my wedding, but you’re kind of slowing us down. ❞ 

❝ Well, it took all day, but I finally got my winnings. ❞ 

❝ Stand back, chumps. Watch as a non-chump chumps these chumps. ❞ 

❝ I’ve never had a nightmare. Is this one? ❞ 

❝ I have theory. Maybe they go up. ❞ 

❝ I won’t even dignify that with an upward glance.❞ 

❝ I’ve never heard of anything. ❞ 

❝ This is so helpful. How can we ever repay you? ❞

❝ Cool night air, sky full of stars….this sucks. How much further? ❞ 

❝ I would get rid of all the diseases plaguing mankind and replace them with worse ones. ❞ 

❝ Hey, s/he’s making fun of my dreams. That’s what friends do! ❞

❝ What’s this weird feeling I don’t want to drink away? ❞

❝ I’ll be entering your dreams tonight in the form of a laughing skull. ❞ 

❝ Yeah, that’s me. That’s me. I’m sorry. I’m sorry about that. ❞ 

❝ Well, now we know something we didn’t know yesterday. ❞ 

❝ I might as well give up and accept that I’ll never be anything more than a wealthy queen/king of a fabulous faraway kingdom. ❞ 

❝ You are beautiful and your skin is so soft, and your hair smells like butterscotch, but you’re wrong! ❞ 

❝ Pardon my language but destiny is baloney! ❞ 

❝ Your future is not foretold. It’s what you make of it. ❞           

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PHANTOMS (Marianas Trench) Sentence starters

lines from the album phantoms by marianas trench for use in rp. feel free to change pronouns/edit if necessary.

ELENORA

hey, do you hear me?

do you hear me now?

stay near me

[name], please be here

it grows so quiet on widow’s peak.

silence shares my madness

ONLY THE LONELY SURVIVE

i’d rather hurt here than be happy somewhere else

nobody scars me like you like you do

but no one will ever be compared to you

we all heal though

but i know, a love like this will end in tragedy

burns us both to love this close

i know we won’t get out alive

but only the lonely survive

you never know to stay or go

ECHOES OF YOU

i’ve never given into madness

but i’m better now than before

but that’s not who i am anymore

you still haunt the corner of my eye

echoes of you repeating from the beating of your tell-tale heart

i just wanna make it vanish

but the notes of an old mistake still ring louder every day

a relentless refrain is the only thing that remains

DON’T MISS ME?

i guess it’s true how time can fly

i know i said that i would call

but i never think of you at all

it’s not like i/you miss your/my laughter

it’s not like i/you miss your/my face

it’s not like i/you can’t get past it

it’s not like i/you miss your/my taste

i’m just a drink away from honesty, so who knows what’s true

but i’m wondering if maybe you don’t miss me too

i don’t remember why we stayed

some people try to live instead

WISH YOU WERE HERE

mirror mirror on the wall, who’s fairer

can you save me from today’s night terror

i can’t shake this ache i carry

i can’t remember why

try not to fall, but there ain’t no stopping it

i just wish that you were here

i just wondering what do i do now

what’s a little bit of hopeless hoping?

who we are in the end what matters

i’ll say it loud, i wish you were here

YOUR GHOST

just can’t help but see your face

you never seem to manage just to disappear

but the ghost of you is always near

you are just enough

i could leave this place forever but i know i’d never sever from your ghost

my haunted heart is uneasy

it’s like every time you vanish, you’re still here

i never need to wonder

GLIMMER

saw you in black and white, bathed in the city light

got lost in the glare

can we forgive and forget?

can we catch our breath?

you can burn too bright to see

it’s funny what you find when you go without

i can see a glimmer of us

but tell me what does it mean if we could never leave it

you’ve changed but it’s not enough

i can’t get it off me

I KNEW YOU WHEN

i’ve been somewhere like this before

and it was easier back then

honey, i knew you when

i’ve been loving you too long to just suddenly move on from this

you said forever’s not enough

we were close

i thought time was supposed to heal it

don’t do shit but keep you feeling older

i’m sure you’re wondering

is this a new beginning or the start of another end?

THE DEATH OF ME

we awoke surprised to remember

the ghost of me will keep us far apart

no, you don’t deserve this

before you go, i just wanted you to know

i would love you if i could

my unsteady heart’s not ready

it’s gonna be the death of me

i would give you anything if i had anything to give left

i don’t miss her

but the truth is her ghost, it haunts me still

i don’t know how to work this 

i’ve forgotten how it feels to have my head over my heels

i don’t wanna walk away

it’s not fair to let you stay

THE KILLING KIND

the deep stares back, speaks to me

i know my love can be the killing kind

what if i was wrong ‘bout never moving on?

you were haunted too

can’t get out from under it

my love is the killing kind

you should never be here

it was me, all along

sing it for me baby

don’t love the bottle, but the bottle loves me

one for the memory, two for the pain

if madness overtakes us both, then nobody would be alone

the ghost of us can linger here

together bound in madness

why don’t we just savor it?

[islehurricane]

also i just cleared out 99% of my ask box because it’s been so long. but also, fresh start! time to reblog some memes!

[islehurricane]

there are so many good answers to that game on my dash and part of me wants a verse where our muses are these gods.

[islehurricane]

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓  𝐀𝐑𝐄  𝐘𝐎𝐔  𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐆𝐎𝐃  𝐎𝐅 ?

―  patron of farewells

you see your craft as a necessary evil, in order to foster growth and allow the world to run its course. you bless both the weary traveller, && the loved one they leave behind — but you can never promise a safe return. think of the sun setting, bidding farewell to all living things that need its light, so that the moon may rise and take its place in the sky. think of a queen leaving her kingdom when the winter thaws, and the empty throne beside her king while the world blooms.

you are the goddess of endings both happy and sad, the one who blesses the beaten path; of wanderers and adventurers, of mapping a way home even when there is no intention to return. goddess of last words, goddess of forked roads, goddess of lingering touches and regretful parting. you bestow beautiful memories unto the dreams of those who are apart, a small mercy for they must wake up alone. you keep them separated for as long as it is required, allowing them to live their lives in half and guiding them to things that will make them feel more whole. bittersweet farewells are not your only trade: you also bless final farewells, cutting down sharp as a knife and separating lives so that no further harm can be done. the harbinger of PEACE, of the unruly kind.

tagged  by : @tiderider​ tagging : oh god who hasn’t been tagged yet? @deifiedstars​ do it for inej

[islehurricane]

if you travel far north, past the permafrost, past the fishing villages of elling and overüt, you will find the broken islands of kenst hjerte. and there, the tales tell of a half-fish sorceress that will help the needy for the right price. or, if you follow worship of the saints, a temple in honor of a woman who clung to her faith and was saved by the waves themselves. either way, it is a place people go when they’re desperate, when they feel like there’s no where else to go.

it is here that uma grew up, taking care of the little temple dedicated to sankta ursula. she never met her other parent, only knowing that they were zemani and grisha, but that wasn’t really an issue for her. she had her mother, as distant as ulla could be sometimes, and she had her goal of seeing the world. that was all she needed.

she learned all she could about sailing, asking anyone she could when they arrived at the temple or came to make a deal with her mother. and, when she was 15, she made a deal of her own. a ship, in exchange for three more years of work, so she could sail the true sea and do what she could to ease her mother’s burden of grisha wishing for safety. after all, she herself was a tidemaker, and the sea was the only home she had ever needed.

the lost revenge was a ship her mother had received in a deal, and uma spent her free time getting it ready. only when it was prepared, did she leave to gather a crew. grisha were welcome, even protected, so long as they agreed to follow their captain’s orders. uma didn’t mind, she wanted anyone who wanted freedom like her, wanted the hungriest to fight with her.

she is a young captain, yes, but between the immense amount of power she possessed (she shares blood with multiple saints, after all) and her commanding presence, her crew is loyal to the core. and she rewards them for their loyalty, fighting just as fiercely for them as they do for her.

[islehurricane]

who wants to hear about my gri/shaverse au for uma that i’ve had for a while now and is heavily inspired by a fjerdan fairy tale~?

[islehurricane]

▌♆ ❝ jane ( janefaery )·

“Is   that   supposed   to   be   supportive?   I   mean…   thanks?”

“ i... yeah? i guess? i’m just saying, moms are complicated. i get that. “  a shrug was given, and the sea witch looked away.  “ others may not, but i do. “

[islehurricane]

quick note that i just went through my following list and unfollowed non-mutuals/archive blogs. i tried to remember the sideblogs and left them there, but if i accidentally unfollowed your sideblog, let me know!

[islehurricane]

i updated my pinned post (and changed my age in my google doc bc my birthday was over a month ago ahhhhhhh) so... semi productive?

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@naivetm​ liked for a starter!

” oooooooor, y’know, we could not do that. how’s that for an idea. “

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@islewrecked​ liked for a starter!

” tell me, is there anything i need to take care of? “