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@isme-notyou
ISME TRYOUTS ARE NOW!!
[Contestant... wait]
(Number 4)
[We haven't even FUCKING ANNOUNCED THE TRYOUTS YET]
(cONTESTANT NUMBER 4!!)
[ISME!!]
-A small hamster walks on stage and begins yodeling as the judges scream at each other.
-The crowd is going fucking wild.
Isme slowly spins in the middle of the stadium... slowly does he stretch out into a small little coreographed dance... Slowly does the room fill with a red warmth, The isme's are too tired to notice isme, as he slowly spins like a small toy in a music box. Isme disappears.
Energy?
(Lunchtime! Finally.) [Ha! Funny!] (… Sustinance is funny…?) [Oh you silly, you know we don't need to eat at all here!] (…) -(isme) Pulls out a lunchbox with ready fresh Pozole, with toppings already added, and squeezes a cut lime into it -[isme] Clutches her own stomach which proceeds to make the loudest gurgle that the audience accidentally crowd laughs at him (How long have you NOT been eating…) [Crying]
bonus of [isme] being fed by {isme} with some of their homemade sushi
Its the ismes c: A small example for what they should look like, obviously unfinished, But should give you a nice little idea on who they are :D
FEATURING @yoshul3mon
(now... Our next contestant- Wait why the fuck is there a drawing of a lemon?) [That's ezra] (THERE'S A LEMON DRAWING AND NOTHING ELSE, HOW COULD YOU GET EZRA FROM THA-) -Small stubby creature with floofy green hair and a blue sweater wobbles on stage -The judges stare -Suddenly Creature become hyperrealistic and starts smacking their lips, slowly and, disturbingly... {More.} (Isme what the fu-) -Somehow the lip smacking gets even louder {MORE.} [Im getting nauseous] (Isme. For fucks Sake.) -The lip smacking gets Louder, and, deepfried...?
{MORE!!!}
-Suddenly The creature applies Chapstick, and pulls out a gun, aiming it at {isme} [:0] (:0) {>:(} -The creature fucking explodes before they could even pull the trigger -The crowd screams in agony and Tears, they loved this creature.
Creature in Question:
(Announcement for those in the audience, as we've already stated before and have stated to our contestants-) -{isme} Holding up a Cross with the smiling caprisun crucified onto it, lights it on fire (… Political Rants will not be tolerated, But we wont take it this far… we'll just ban your from ever participating, we just couldnt stop her from killing the caprisun…) -{isme} Uses the burning cross with the caprisun to kickflip it into a popshuvit and the crowd fucking loses it
-Curtain falls from the roof [Shit, that better not-] {YARR!} -{isme} Plummets belly first onto the floor from the light ceilings as he groans loudly (Mhm…) [i spent SO MUCH TIME ON THOSE CURTAINS!] (Our next contestant, Smiling caprisun…) -Tiny caprisun with widest smile wobbles on stage -{isme} is still rolling against the curtain as the caprisun pulls out a graph despite having neither pockets nor hands, and starts going over the benefits of Segregation -Both ([ismes]) loudly and repeatedly spam the [BUZZER] to drown out the propoganda
FEATURING @2004kiaoptima
[cOUGH… Uhm.] (Uhm?) [shut the fuck up. Okay next contestant…] -{Isme} is desperately scraping off the flattened cat on the wall as the tryouts continue… [Toyota camry?] -A fucking 2004 Kia Optima crashes through the building running over {isme} And killing the cat again
FEATURING @mak3nzy
[Contestant…] -[Isme] is flipping through pages with (Isme) trying to find the name of contestant -{Isme} Picks up and flings a giant speck of dust in the stadium and it hits the wall with a resounding thud of a plushie soaked in milk {isme} realizes it was actually a really fluffy cat (Ah, named Make- oh my god) [ISME!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS FUCKING DEAD!] {isme}:
I LIED THE TRYOUTS STARTED NOW
-(Isme) Is leaning on his judge chair, closely eyeing {Isme} Who's untangling themselves from the wires of connected stage lights welded on their body, sitting on their chair. -[Isme] Is begrudgingly Organizing contestants after her wallet was confiscated by (isme)
ISME TRYOUTS #2
[The contestant line is fucking huge. Again] (Oh? And who do you think was assigned to the organization?) [Not me] (I specifically REMEMBER telling you to sort it out BEFOREHAND!) [Please, I gave that task to the third guy round here…] -Silence until the stage light falls and Fucking Shatters into a million pieces (You did Not assign him for organization.) [Mayyybee… I did….. what about it….?] -a bloodcurdling screech is heard before five more stage lights fall with {Isme} in the middle exploding into fucking flames {I WON!}
I HATE NOTIFICATIONS
i HATE
REPOSTS
ANGER
angry
Mmm
was the grink there
Tags exist in this realm and id like to know what tags i need to get discovered
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what if
i just....
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