Isola Dynamite !

we're the bomb ! 

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PLAYER APPLICATION 

Name: “It’s ya girl, Ismael!” Age: “M'17 years old” Wanted Position: “I can be put anywhere, really! Use your best judgement, I trust you!” Prior Experience: “Soccer is one of my livelyhood next to all the other hobbies I have. I played soccer with my friends a lot after school. I hope that’s experience enough.” About You:  “About me? Geez, Uh….I’m 17, but I’ll be 18 soon! I like soccer and baseball. Those are my favorite sports. I can play basketball, it’s fun but….I prefer the other two. I wanna become a musician though! Touch people with my music. I think that’s all for now?”

 “Oh, man, I was hoping you’d be dropping by. Let’s put you on defending midfielder, I think you’ll rock at that. Welcome to the Isola Dynamite, champ.”

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Name: BASS ((yes, this is written in all caps)) Age: I'm a robot! Does that really matter? Wanted Position: Anywhere I get to be the MVP! Prior Experience: I played with my brothers a few times but they all suck!!! About You: My competitive streak can't be beat!

 “...Yeah, that’s in character for you. You know what? Sure. Literally any position can be MVP, but, you can be goalie, I guess. Here’s a jersey, welcome aboard.”

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PLAYER APPLICATION!! Name: Atom! Age: 12! Wanted Position: Any really works, but I think attacking midfielder would be best? Prior Experience: I used to play Rocketball all the time back home, and it's pretty similar fundamentally! About You: I really love sports and miss playing them with people! Oh, and, I'm a robot.

  “Well, I dunno what Rocketball is, but you’re already more than qualified. Welcome to the team, squirt. Uhh... here’s an extra small jersey for you?”

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Isola Dynamite!

 Have you been recently whisked off to god knows where? Do you have absolutely nothing to do with all your spare time? Want to mess around for a couple hours a week? Drop by House 160 and join Isola Dynamite, a fresh new soccer team! 

-  Amateur Level: Anyone can join!  -  Snacks brought to meetings on a turn based schedule! -  Seriously, don’t sweat your skill.  -  Free Jersey upon joining!

Try out today! In the wise words of the Dynamite’s founder, Sydney Novak, who threw this together in about two hours because she was bored, “Do you really have anything better to do?”