Name: Maybelline Aurora Raven ɐpuɐlo⅄ Seraphim Ululani Eacret Age: ∞ (appears 16~18) Address: Condo 457, Archimedes Desired Position: Entertainer Any special or relevant skills/experience?:
I have a good hundred years’ worth of stage experience and real life tenure as a professional idol! Also I’m totally ͉̝ͫ͆̂̎͟u̵͙̻̗̐̇̈́͆̌̌̿̌̚ɐ͔̙̤̳̦̘͍̔ͮ̋͂̽ͨͥ͛͠ɯ̢̺̳̼̝͔̻̜͔ͪͪͩ̓̒̾̓n̷͎̭̐ͤͫ̒ͫ̑̂̎̚͢ɥ̺͓̮͇̊ ̯̰͓ͭ̉̔̃ʇ̤͎̠̫̻͈̞ͯ͋͋͠͞ö̶̮͚͍̝̈́̈ͦ̿̾̐̾͐ͅu but could pass for the part! I claim kinship with almost 4,123,898,098 species and counting and can (realistically) summon up their DNA samples for laboratory verification anytime within the next two rank-ups! And my singing voice is currently above average, of course.
Why do you want to work for us?:
Because I want to marry the boss
Because I’m broke and need a job
Orion why won’t you return my calls
I like entertaining people and making them happy!
when will you marry me when will you marry me w̻̘̻̳̙͜h̔̎e͕̊͐̐̎̂͆n̹̻̣̲̼̊̈́̆̄̍̐ ͦ͂w̜̹̯͕͖͓̣͝ïͯ͂̃l̞͚͍̯͓̪̒̃̽̍͜l̡̀̀ͬ̚ ͇ỳ̜͙̼͔̘͇ͅȍͭ̾̊ͬ̒̑͘u͙̻ͦͦͦ̾̊̚ ̨̼̪͓̲̤̜̮̈́ͨ̈́̆̒̾ͮm̩̞͐ͣ͊a̼ŗ̥̗̞̳͇͗ͪ̃ͨr͙̱̪̲̮̊̓ͫͮ͐͟y̨͓͙̰̳̩͙ͧ ̜̝̠͔ͫ͗ͦ̊m̦͍͉͎̞͙͎̈e̝̥ͪ̅́̔ ẘ̴̞̮̳ͧͩ̍̍̀h̘̤̰̆̓̌̿̍͜͢ȩ̗̩̟̼̻̹ͯṇ̟̞̼͙̗̅͂͆ͨ̎ͬ ̡̛̲̬͖͌͋̓̌ͯͧ̂ẅ͖̯̞͎̰̰̏ͦỉ̳̻̝ͭ͘ļ̼͖͖̭͕̄ͮ̕l̙̘͚̭̬ͧ͟͡ͅ ̵̘̠̼̣̏ͫ̃̅̂͢yͩ̔̍̂̔҉̧̰͖̬̯̬̟͈ͅo̸̸͖̻͌̑͊̌͟u͉̰̱̦͎ͩ̒ͨ̐̋̉̃͌͒ͅ ̈̋̽̿҉̬̮m̡͍̻͖̦̮̈́̉̆̀́ą̴͈̲͙͉̂ͨ̈̇̀r̮̂͝r̵̬͙̊ͧ́̂y̴̰̤̰͑͑̾̀́͗̂̆̑͝ ͙͉̬̙̼̺͚̖̬̆͞m̸̝͖̰͙̜̩̝͐̆̾̉̆ͤͥ̇͗͜e̡͔̙͙̗̾̔̇̃ͣͭ̒
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Because I want to marry the boss
Orion isn’t here right now.
He’s under his desk, shaking.