Isopodster

Professional handler of isopods. They/Them. Small business owner

[satan-offical]

"My child is fine" your child is on tumblr.com

[isopodcruncher]

Don't be the protagonist of a horror movie, ignore the people with too many eyes like the rest of us

[netta-knight]

Enjoy a little Ianthe in the Hades style :)

[isopodcruncher]

yaoi. send tweet

[isopodcruncher]

people above the age of seventy will be sacrificed to the writhing mass of isopods beneath my floor. my new america

[isopodcruncher]

Bring back patrons of the art. I want a rich person to pay for my stuff and show me off while I get to fling paint around the house

[isopodcruncher]

My brother saw my url and asked if I ate my isopods. HOW MANY TIMES. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE. I DO NOT EAT THE ISOPODS… sighs… sorry… i let my inner darkness take hold of me. Heh

[isopodcruncher]

heh. wonder what this button does... *i am killed instantly*

[dankxsinatra]

[dankxsinatra]

[dollcoil]

she b-blocked me...? ;_; but but I'm just a.. *suddenly eyes razor sharp* i am very evil

[isopodcruncher]

mutual how i wonder how your mind works

it works. somehow

[isopodcruncher]

megamind will not face me in the astral plane because he fears my overwhelming spiritual strength. my glance will rend flesh from bone. i know what he did in 2019

[isopodcruncher]

heh. he still has yet to face me. coward

[isopodcruncher]

Dogs are naturally evil and of the devil. Wish they weren't tho, they are cutesy

[isopodcruncher]

I think we should start setting walmarts on fire. send tweet

[isopodcruncher]

im stimming *five nuclear silos explode* hold on im stimming *alarms go off* stims *all nuclear bombs detonate*

[isopodcruncher]

sorry... yeah... your boyfriend was consumed by the writhing mass of bugs and isopods in my basement :/// yes, I'm sacrificng him to kristen stewart, you can keep his bones

[isopodcruncher]

SHES MISSING NO