blargh

wait do people still use tumblr?

[crimsonender]

You know that "every bat fits on this chart" meme post?

I'd like to humbly put this forward.

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kaijufluffs]

The long awaited sequel.

[thegoodmorningman]

Anything goes on Friday. Does that sound crazy? Well, I've got some advice for you - Don't Be A Cop! Happy Friday!!!

[parkerposey]

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

[parkerposey]

He’s literally just telling it like it is

[incendavery]

my impression of what itd be like if they let the connections guy say swears

(answers under the cut)

[ommanyte]

I want a pangolin Pokémon :(

[ommanyte]

[ommanyte]

[iamthesweeper]

i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type

[ommanyte]

[tracobuttons]

This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[barkconfidant]

Onto something. Just got to cook on it for a bit

[hack-from-kirby-64]

You may notice that stoning someone is considered violent, but getting stoned is generally a good time. Similarly, getting your shit rocked is usually bad, but rocking someone’s world is almost always positive. This is because we rocks are very nuanced and complex

[catboybiologist]

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

[catboybiologist]

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

[kittycatwhore]

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

[catboybiologist]

Fuck you're right post cancelled

[puppygirllaika]

"chekhov's gun" my ass. he used a phaser.

[haunted-skitty-doll]

Hey just letting you know OP uses Bright Powder Sand Veil Garchomp so you probably shouldn't reblog from them :/

[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

[rikacreature]

when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

Normally I just ignore yaoi from fandoms I'm not in but when Spirk crosses my dash I always take a moment to appreciate it out of respect for our founding fujoshis

[sabriel-writes]

REBLOGS = JOIN THE REVOLUTION 👼

[aukkenopsia]

pajama idea i had last night in bed while rolling around in pain from cramps