Issa ♡

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[issa-eucalypt]

G0 d13 <3

This is an rp blog for Issa Eucalypt of the Aussie Falls au (which is set up and run by @pest-control-jerp who also has the @aussie-cipher blog).

This blog is run by @jane-the-anon.

[issa-eucalypt]

bro what did he doooo

Probably cheated, with how quick he replaced me.

but its fine

I just hope she knows that he used to say he'd love me until he died. and I hope he thinks of me. when he sees her, when he kisses her, when he fucks her.

and i hope that every time i scratch my nails down someone else's back, he feels it.

[issa-eucalypt]

whos ur ex?

Some asshole guy who isnt worth shit.

[issa-eucalypt]

ughhh Thinking about my ex again

[noah-eucalypt]

hey bro do you know anything abt this charlie kid? one of my mates has a kid who's friends w him

@issa-eucalypt

i've just realised how much i haven't told you, and therefore how much you don't know.

[issa-eucalypt]

then tell me (¬_¬)

[noah-eucalypt]

okay here goes

our great uncle oliver is still.. around. but not any less dead. i don't know how, and he doesn't really either.

he's back in a relationship with oz, despite EVERYTHING, and oz saved my life after i-

um, anyway, i also found out stuff about our parents, and our dad was called charlie, so oliver and oz named their kid after him, because OF FUCKING COURSE THEY HAD A DAMN KID.

and our dad killed himself

[issa-eucalypt]

literally none of that makes sense except that last bit,,,

omg suicide boy is the product of suicide MAN

this is insane.

but i don't believe the rest of it.

[noah-eucalypt]

mhm yeah cool kys

[issa-eucalypt]

love you too bro bro!

[noah-eucalypt]

hey bro do you know anything abt this charlie kid? one of my mates has a kid who's friends w him

@issa-eucalypt

i've just realised how much i haven't told you, and therefore how much you don't know.

[issa-eucalypt]

then tell me (¬_¬)

[noah-eucalypt]

okay here goes

our great uncle oliver is still.. around. but not any less dead. i don't know how, and he doesn't really either.

he's back in a relationship with oz, despite EVERYTHING, and oz saved my life after i-

um, anyway, i also found out stuff about our parents, and our dad was called charlie, so oliver and oz named their kid after him, because OF FUCKING COURSE THEY HAD A DAMN KID.

and our dad killed himself

[issa-eucalypt]

literally none of that makes sense except that last bit,,,

omg suicide boy is the product of suicide MAN

this is insane.

but i don't believe the rest of it.

[noah-eucalypt]

hey bro do you know anything abt this charlie kid? one of my mates has a kid who's friends w him

@issa-eucalypt

i've just realised how much i haven't told you, and therefore how much you don't know.

[issa-eucalypt]

then tell me (¬_¬)

[issa-eucalypt]

Ask your brother if you don't believe us

Fineeeee...

[issa-eucalypt]

The other parent is your great uncle, the one that died

Nuh uh that makes no sense

[issa-eucalypt]

That kid would be your cousin, also Oz's kid

Um nnno because how would he even be my cousin? ESPECIALLY if he's HIS.

[issa-eucalypt]

The other day, I was childminding for my mate, and his kid had a friend over.

Some kid with a weird eye?? Odd as shit

[issa-eucalypt]

Found Noah’s gf’s socials

[issa-eucalypt]

what do you do for work?

I work at a theme park when it's school holidays - because they're open then because it's busiest then - and do babysitting and childminding the rest of the time. Mostly for friends. I'm childminding for my mate who sued his daughter's school today actually.

[issa-eucalypt]

girl that aint 4 u 2 kno

Lame

[issa-eucalypt]

damn right shes cute

val is a cutie patootie

So like

Have they,,, y'knowww???

[issa-eucalypt]

girl you stalking him fr

whats his posts

Edgy selfies.. more edgy selfies... Omg his gf is lowkey kinda cute

[issa-eucalypt]

Found Noah's insta