a small bee just trying to be

Jess // 19 // INFJ // USA she/her or they/them

[bandtshirt]

go off hubert!!

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[kateordie]

Every time I see this I love it more

[istanbl]

hey guess what my manager got fired for a domestic violence arrest and everyone is scrambling trying to makeup for the lost help and my schedule for next month is so shitty I want to cry!

[istanbl]

☕️ ☕️ ☕️

[suhaylah]

[suhaylah]

Suhaylah H.  (2016)

[asexualizing-backup-deactivated]

liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about

[adulthoodisokay]

i enjoyed this very much, thank you andrew huang.

[awkward-helga]

So that’s what a unicorn sounds like

[istanbl]

is it even Christmas if I don’t have an existential breakdown alone in my room???????

[istanbl]

I just made a Twitter again, drop ya names and I’ll follow you

[istanbl]

oh also mine is @almostbees so do with that what you will

[istanbl]

I just made a Twitter again, drop ya names and I’ll follow you

[thenatsdorf]

“Mmmuah!” [note: turn on sound]

[sesh]

[buddhabrand]

this video emits so much positive energy

[malzeick-deactivated20221030]

When the bard rolls a 20

[trenchkamen]

This is what that Kylie Jenner Pepsi video wanted to be.

[adifags]

this is British culture

[istanbl]

the biggest tradgedy in friends is that Rachel and Joey don’t end up together because Joey is a sweetheart and truly cares about Rachel’s happiness and loves her and Ross is a twatnugget

[obeliskandmetronome]

[ri-chietozier]

[leafcrunch]

kids today are too fucking powerful.,, we merely adopted the internet, they were born in it

[whiskeycravenraven-deactivated2]

This kid is a fuckin master look how long it took him to break

[istanbl]

my job at the fancy pool pays really well but idk it makes me so anxious with all of the things they want me to do on top of my job. like I’m fully confident in my ability to save someone as they’re drowning but I’m not a long distance swimmer and apparently they were talking about me in the office because “that new hire looked like she was going to drown during the physical” which is a 300m swim (almost a quarter mile!!!!) and like……….I’m supposed to swim a 500m in my own time once a week which is over a quarter mile and we have in-services once a month and it’s so stressful and I’m afraid they’re going to fire me and it literally keeps me up at night.

[istanbl]

like no offense but rich kids swim better because they have access to pools and swim lessons from a young age and guess what!! I’ve never been able to afford either. I can swim but goddamn I’m not on a swim team I’m a lifeguard. I never have to swim more than one length of the pool to do my job well

[istanbl]

my job at the fancy pool pays really well but idk it makes me so anxious with all of the things they want me to do on top of my job. like I’m fully confident in my ability to save someone as they’re drowning but I’m not a long distance swimmer and apparently they were talking about me in the office because “that new hire looked like she was going to drown during the physical” which is a 300m swim (almost a quarter mile!!!!) and like..........I’m supposed to swim a 500m in my own time once a week which is over a quarter mile and we have in-services once a month and it’s so stressful and I’m afraid they’re going to fire me and it literally keeps me up at night.