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I might follow some mutuals from here on my new blog but nobody is obligated to follow me back if they don’t want to! I’m keeping the operation pretty small for now... this blog will still be up and I might return to it sometime after doing some maintenance. only time whill tell

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crimelords

I’m remaking today let me know if you want the new url and please don’t ask for it if you’re not going to interact with any of my posts

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rosemarythunder

A 15-year-old Jewish student in the same town was slashed across the face earlier this month.

if you’re jewish in france, get out.

I'm remaking today let me know if you want the new url and please don't ask for it if you're not going to interact with any of my posts

I'm seeing that idiotic "skincare is a scam actually" article being posted here now too and I don't feel like doing a separate takedown but I'm begging you all to think critically for like 5 minutes and not just wet your pants because this girl name dropped foucault

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filmsoundtracks-moved

save him

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greta and saoirse have brunch

greta: -great job in my movie Lady bird, now directed for many academy awards at the oscars. hey can you pass the jam?

saoirse: here’s the jam! it’s such a lovely red color

greta: [taking the jam jar] yes it is….. kind of reminds me of a woman’s lips. because, i write stories about women,

saoirse: no offense but Why would you be thinking about a woman’s lips? at all….. you can do that?

greta: you know…. i never really thought about it in Depth before. i guess i think about women a lot. could this mean something? i think something profound is happening to me. saoirse? saoirse are you ok? you look…. zoned out

saoirse: greta…..

greta: yes academy award nominee saoirse ronan, star of my acclaimed film lady Bird?

saoirse: d’yeh think…. women….. could……. and with other women…. and………. you know……….. i

greta: that’s what i was just discussing. i wonder if women could Be together. as more than just…… friends?

saoirse: get out your macbook air. i think we just discovered a whole new…. sexuality

#if u didn't read this in saoirse's accent go back and read it again

anexperimentallife

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

atalantapendrag

“Holding an election on Rosh Hashanah will unfairly impede on the ability of Jewish New Yorkers to participate in the election process.”

tikkunolamorgtfo

In other goyische bullshit news…

emptydragonseverywhere

9% of New York state residents are Jewish. 18% of New York City residents are Jewish. Jews living in New York state make up roughly 12% of the entire world’s Jews. Twelve percent of all the Jews in the world in that one American state. This isn’t a “there are so few of you we forgot” thing. You don’t forget a group that makes up nearly 1 out of every 10 people in your state’s population. This is a “we don’t care about Jews or their opinions” thing. This is antisemitism.

why do all of my twitter friends think I’m funny and all of you think I’m an irredeemable idiot

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it's crazy how god could've chosen to make me beautiful and sane but he did ALL OF THIS (gesturing wildly) instead!

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guys I'm literally physically incapable of killing myself I'm about to burst out laughing and screaming this is so absurd this is so wildly absurd like I HAVE to kill myself but my brain won't let me do it it's like I'm a stupid fucking house cat reaching toward something I'm not supposed to touch and every time a hand swats me away and I just go right back to reaching for it like I'm not about to get swatted again! ahhhhhhhhh!!! just like an idiot cat!!!!!!

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brisbone

The new season of Black Mirror looks great

nesija

hello?

antiandrogen

Where the fuck he goin

#where is he GOING!!!!!!#this is actually the craziest thing I've ever seen

onlyayangel-deactivated20180201

the president of the grammys really said women didn’t get the recognition they deserved because they need to “step up,” yet he said he can’t wait to see taylor swift next year……… boy bye

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kesha sang about healing after being raped and she lost to a bland song about the shape of a woman’s body. lorde wrote a whole album about being cheated on and the struggles of being a teenage girl and she was the only aoty nom to not be asked to perform solo. lady gaga’s album was about the passing of her aunt and how to deal with a loss and she didn’t win. sza, who was the most nominated female, wrote an album about the hardship and beauty of being a black woman and lost in every category. all of these women wrote about their emotions and setbacks, and they were all snubbed. but go ahead, give taylor swift multiple grammys because she wrote a catchy song about how “bad” she is for tricking a black man into looking like a villain.