[schruutes]

Did you see this report that the zoo got a baby otter? Awww it’s kissing its mommy!

[emmy4keri]

[kin-bot]

me: *sees a fat cat*

me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…

[helpingg]

[thursday]

[cloudsongs]

So yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate because, as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.

[beyhive4ever]

Happy Anniversary LEMONADE! (April 23, 2016)

[bob-belcher]

[aviself]

*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*

[dendropsyche-deactivated2022082]

I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[bob-belcher]

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

[taquito]

people who ignore friendly street cats who walk up to them are going to hell 

[chuuzus]

Donatella Versace answering questions is everything I needed today

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[dennybitte]

[stolentweets]