Yikes!

Not as sad as I could be

[filmnoirsbian]

YOU should not pick up smoking. It isn't sexy if u do it. Keeping ur lungs healthy is sexy. However. My lungs are a different story and it is sexy when I do it and I like the smell and the taste and the hand movement. But we can't all be me. Sad.

[plasticinevitable]

yall said “i cant believe this site is free” too many times

[powerburial]

if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not

[the-inspiring-quotes]

[valtsv]

“that’s sounds like a you problem” is literally one of the funniest ways to respond to criticism

[lmaonade]

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

i just want to do cool teenager stuff, like going to parties and arson 

[c3po]

psychologist: *diagnoses me with something* me: so i have that? it’s canon?

[percyjacksonthevirginitythief]

those extreme coupon ladies who end up making the store pay them are the only true anti-capitalist activists

[milkandkisses-moved-deactivated]

Yeah well my mom told me you’re probably a false prophet

[ovid]

but are YOU a reliable narrator?

[daughterofsarenrae]

When I hit shuffle, I want the EXACT RIGHT SONGS in the EXACT RIGHT ORDER to play. Why is this so hard for music players to achieve. Sure I dont know what songs I actually want to listen to, much less the order, but if computers are so smart they should be able to figure it out.

[dreamresponsibly]

academia is literally a scam. still gonna do my hw tho

[firefox-official]

head full but i dont even know what’s in there

[moonyeca]

adhd breakdowns are whack because ur bawling ur eyes out over some insignificant bullshit while simultaneously being unable to rid ur head of the chorus of All I Want For Christmas Is You

[drakebarmitzva]

careful readers of this blog will notice that i a) am trash and b) have no bedtime

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound