Tragic

The funny version of Kim K

[meladoodle]

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

[the-quasar-hero]

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

maybe the real treasure was this gun i found along the way

[fionaostbyillustration]

he sits

[a-masterpiece-in-progress]

So I was googling pictures of positions for dirty time, and I came across this website called “Mormon Missionary Positions”

Can we just

C an we j u s t

OH WAIT THERES MOREE

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WHAT IS THIS

THIS IS PURE EVIL

THEYRE A ROCKET SHIT OR SOMETHING

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.

[toastbutteregg]

ladies, how old were you when you learned that you can peel nail filers to reveal a new one?

[freshpackofdiabetes-deactivated]

I was today years old

[readingrenditions]

YOU CAN WHAT

[xubbs]

YOU CAN WHAT

[kimjunnoodle]

Me in Prision

[thebootydiaries]

Me: just call me Mitochondria because I'm the POWERHOUSE OF THIS CELL

Me: *gets jumped*

[jackmeatington]

person: hey are you ticklish at all? me: *takes 8 steps back* me: …….no……..

[romanticfish]

😈This is sooooo Daddy

[jackmeatington]

[mahboi]

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[dashbeardconfessional]

bless this post

[iridessence]

me: I am relatively young, i think

my joints any time i move:

[t8u-deactivated20150811]

when you walk towards a bird but it flies away

[suffuse]

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

[cherenkovs]

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

[milkoes-deactivated20181230]

[bladesplay-deactivated20170108]

[iwishihadafather]

She did it. She ended terrorism.

[lorrnadane-deactivated20210210]

What’s going on, sir? Why are you high-fiving the bereaved?