whose is youse? hospitle 🇵🇸

Ivy, she/her, 20s. Bad at writing (and updating) bios. Better at writing blog titles. Femslash enthusiast... I make music as ShrubRustle, I'm on Soundcloud and Youtube under that name. really if you see a shrubrustle anywhere its me

[charl0ttan]

the transgenders are outside your house and they want to play toys with youuuuu

[charl0ttan]

THEURE SWEATING

[depsidase]

[i-put-the-homo-in-homocidal]

@isuggestrevolution

[txttletale]

i know i'm just rehashing something that people have been saying about movies and video games for decades but it's crazy how a ttrpg having sex moves is widely seen as bizarre and automatically gets it described as "niche" while a ttrpg having rules for how to kill other people is so normal that players and pundits will treat their absence as notable in and of itself

[starsapphire]

sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical

[starsapphire]

batman: throw your homosexual phytoaphrodisiac pollen wherever you like, pamela. it won't get past my rebreather. i've made sure of it. i learned my lesson the last time.

fujo poison ivy: how was it...

[neverwonderneverremember]

getting an update on my phone that says "you can now upload a photo to gemini and it'll create a full song with lyrics based on your photo!" and i just. why? why would i want that? why would anyone want that? it sounds like the type of thing that'd be funny to do once but. is this really what it's all for?

[neverwonderneverremember]

oh god. it's really bad isn't it

[catdotwav]

whatever you call this

[talbas]

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[segamascott]

[aquaheartgirl]

[ilaeriawitch]

[pantspissedinreverse]

[despazito]

Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it

[despazito]

Low-budget ‘Niu Lai’ emerges as a surprise hit with its ‘disaster-level’ animation, grabbing millions in China as curiosity rivals Nolan’s ‘

This movie is currently a huge meme in china. It came out of nowhere and inexplicably got a theatrical release, looks like ass, was animated completely by the director and his mother, and took several years to make. "Niu Lai" translates roughly to "The bull is coming" and apparently the film has several other allusions to stock market puns. The Chinese stock market coincidentally had an uptick the day of its release which added further fuel to the meme fire. After going viral Niu Lai began to actually turn profit at the box office, theatres unprepared for Niu Lai mania (the creators did not distribute any promotional material) had to improvise DIY posters:

Niu Lai has now been pulled from theatres.

[danzigmcfly]

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[hottestthingalive]

hi op. every time I see this post I hear it in her voice

[amvs]

i ate a worryberry and got scared

[amvs]

i ate a chillberry and calmed down

[amvs]

i ate a neutralberry and felt very little about the situation

[amvs]

i ate a confusionberry and ended up back at the start

[amvs]

i ate a worryberry and got sc

[kralsuselle]

kids doing kid things

[wups-up]

Me and my color coded friendgroup are gonna beat your ass

[averyterrible]

one inch nails: i want to fuck you like .111111... of an animal

[ivipl1]

sprite edits of my Mew Mew design from this post! and also the small versions

[meiuya]