Hearing you out

aka would you get sprayed with water for your blorbo being too normal

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Is the Guy from Cool Poster from Ecopportunityx a hear me out?

Yes

You are getting sprayed with water

Voting ended onApr 10, 2025

Reasoning:

Go to hell

Counterpoints:

I've always wanted him

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Congrats to ashley for being our first 100% spraying you with water!

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Is Ashley from Ecopportunityx a hear me out?

Yes

You are getting sprayed with water

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2025

Reasoning:

Knows how to make a pipebomb?

can be perceived as cowardly ig

Counterpoints:

he's literally nice

knows how to make a pipebomb

this is a normal person

he is very patient with kid and answers their questions the best he can

he does wait until kid is asleep to do weed

saying this as someone who literally made a gimmick blog dedicated to the character: he is literally so fucking cute. i WILL eat his head like a praying mantis

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Chat I'm so sorry the balatro fucking got me

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Is Dr. Zeller (Presumably if they were still alive) from Ecopportunityx a hear me out

Yes

You are getting sprayed with water

Voting ended onFeb 6, 2025

Reasons:

I guess in the world where you, the viewer, are assuming they are dead that is a corpse !

Maybe could have pushed back against Bass more

We don't know a ton about them besides indications that working at eox probably stressed them out. (ashley commenting something like "woah i didn't know zeller was a party animal" when kid gives him the moradonyx vial), and ashley thinking he's a cunt or something i don't remember. anyway you are opening a mystery box and inside is probably a normal ass person

Counterpoints:

Normal human being (walking the corpse)

everything going down in eox with kid is more a capitalism issue than anything to me and blaming zeller for this when it's Bass with all of the power would be crazy to me. what the fuck does zeller do in this situation, eox exists in a capitalistic society and losing their job because they take issue with the things bass is doing in a way he doesn't like and fires them would have no one guaranteed to care about kid (not saying no one would, but y'know) and have the normal drawbacks not having a job does in real life. assuming bass is smart (lol) he probably had zeller sign an NDA or some contract with a clause like "if you leak this i will sue you into the 4th dimension." out of paranoia.

cared very much for kid to the point that they, in their final moments, chose to write the code that opens the door to their room in their own blood so that they could get out instead of starving in there (while we know they might not have due to HP, zeller was not privy to this)

we literally saw their computer logs about how they hated this shit really bad and wanted to treat kid better.

literally set up the room in their office for kid to play toys in

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i've been specifically requested to wait on posting eits mail guy so we're going to eox tomorrow

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Is Tycho from Eye In the Sky a hear me out

Yes

You are getting sprayed with water

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2025

Reasoning:

He leaves you for stephen bass

he has an obsession with sniffing chemicals and probably mixes them together and accidentally creates the gas that kills you

he neglects all other relationships he has in favor of obsessing over stephen bass

Counterpoints:

This is a "normal" guy

he has a golden retriever brain, which could make him endearing in a way

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is Cici from Eye In the Sky a hear me out

Yes

You are getting sprayed with water

Voting ended onFeb 4, 2025

Reasoning:

She is a bit yucky (poor hygiene)

Bpd swag

I want to nurse her back to health like a baby bird

Counterpoints:

This is a regular human being