Dr. Hannibal Lecter

he/him [Hannibal RP]

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

To all things housed in her silence

A new territory for a man unfamiliar with the likes of social media. Still. One might find a rewarding amount of enrichment in his ambitions to count himself among what he gathered is called an online community.

As luck and good will would have it, I find myself accompanied by my husband @unstable-design . Please do give him a warm welcome

Nature offers a violence

[Obligatory intro post

This is a pretty unserious Hannibal RP blog. Don't be up my ass about mischaracterisation

I don't do asks anymore because i know for a fact I wouldn't respond to most of them in a long time. You can tag me to get my attention. There's no DNI or special rules. Just don't be weird about it

#revering his design - reblogs specifically of Will's blog

#revering words - poetry for Will's blog

#revering curiosity - answering asks

#the naughty list - you're on the rolodex

Since the list has been growing, here are other (semi-)"canon" rp blogs of our little group you might wanna check out. Give em some love, will you?

@chiltonpsych @ghost-of-abigail-hobbs @tattledtales @miss-bedelia-du-maurier

Got something ooc to say/ask? Harass me on @will-grahams-gun about it]

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

[Hey. The first and only announcement I'll make on this blog and it is to say I'm no longer doing rp on here. I've decided I'm not consistent enough in posting on here to feel good about continuing. I'll say sorry to anyone who enjoyed interacting with this blog and thank you for indulging me so far.

I will leave this blog up for a while in case anyone Layne decides he wants to pick up where we left off with wants to take it over]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

I should call him

[unstable-design]

Hi sir, does your husband bite?

Does my husband, Hannibal the Cannibal, bite?

Hmm no, he doesn't. Why would you think that?

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

I have never been known to play with the boundaries of what is considered cannibalism, noo. Imagine finding pleasure in something so obvious

[angelofthelord1616]

hannibal gotta be one of the most unmoanable names oat

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

I wouldn't be so sure about that

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

i never thought i’d see the day where you sell yourself short

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

I don't remember doing that

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

anything less than full agreement with ops statement is selling yourself short. interestingly enough, i agree with your husband on what he said in response to this

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

I suspect we have a differing understanding of the original statement

[angelofthelord1616]

hannibal gotta be one of the most unmoanable names oat

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

I wouldn't be so sure about that

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

i never thought i’d see the day where you sell yourself short

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

I don't remember doing that

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

@it-fucking-rhymes-official

do you think the nyt games? i heard will gets irritated when you help him. my girlfriend and i like to do it together, its quite cute, which your husband even admitted!!

if you would ever like to do it together, i’m sure we would make a wonderful team. i’d imagine that you, like will, would have a hard time with pop culture references, i could help with that

<3

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

I'm sure he would rather play games that necessarily involve my suffering than admitting he could use my help in these things. You on the other hand seem to have a cute team of your own. I'm sure a man such as me could not possibly compare to your girlfriend

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

while i’m sure you enjoy those games every once in a while, surely it would be enjoyable to relax with a puzzle every now and then

i do have a cute team, that’s true, but i’m sure my girlfriend would understand if i were to periodically team with you

it is true, and i say this with love in my heart, that you could never compare to my love, however out of all the men in the world you come the closest. take no offense to this, my girlfriend is simply perfect

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

Of course. One must bow to the fate that captures cupid's arrow before the apparent appeal of a cannibal haunting the confined corners of the internet

I suppose a puzzle game would be innocent enough... if it wasn't for my love having seemed to have dubbed you as his enemy - worthy of all the hurt in the world if you were to gain an ounce of my favour

I could be amenable to the idea of forming a team though...

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

once struck it’s hard to stem the bleeding of the arrow. the blood loss is wonderfully dizzying

what could be more innocent than a puzzle game? surely with the states preference and want for my girlfriend only, he is not feeling so threatened?

i think it’s a wonderful idea. no need for anything more…

yet

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

You talk of blood - a thing even a man like me could find himself smiling at but your motive seems to betray innocence, doesn't it, cookie? Weaving a narrative in which my husband would feel threatened is... derivative of a flavour of love that knows less complexities than the one he shares with me. I'm sure you understand

As much as I hate to let your hopes down, I do not forsee a team of the two of us like this

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

@it-fucking-rhymes-official

do you think the nyt games? i heard will gets irritated when you help him. my girlfriend and i like to do it together, its quite cute, which your husband even admitted!!

if you would ever like to do it together, i’m sure we would make a wonderful team. i’d imagine that you, like will, would have a hard time with pop culture references, i could help with that

<3

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

I'm sure he would rather play games that necessarily involve my suffering than admitting he could use my help in these things. You on the other hand seem to have a cute team of your own. I'm sure a man such as me could not possibly compare to your girlfriend

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

while i’m sure you enjoy those games every once in a while, surely it would be enjoyable to relax with a puzzle every now and then

i do have a cute team, that’s true, but i’m sure my girlfriend would understand if i were to periodically team with you

it is true, and i say this with love in my heart, that you could never compare to my love, however out of all the men in the world you come the closest. take no offense to this, my girlfriend is simply perfect

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

Of course. One must bow to the fate that captures cupid's arrow before the apparent appeal of a cannibal haunting the confined corners of the internet

I suppose a puzzle game would be innocent enough... if it wasn't for my love having seemed to have dubbed you as his enemy - worthy of all the hurt in the world if you were to gain an ounce of my favour

I could be amenable to the idea of forming a team though...

[unstable-design]

If that's innocent, then I'm good enough to be a sacrifical lamb it seems.

You already have a partner. Why is a team necessary?

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

We both know you to have graduated from this particular metaphor, Will. Laying yourself down and bleating agnus dei and his desire to be defended or mourned after will serve none but a mind very appreciative of... artistic inspiration when it comes to rope. I do hope seeing you shy away from an honest threat is but a dishonest punishment, not some wretched foreshadowing of your show of abstinence. That, love, I could not take so lightly - as I imagine you to as well, in all your feverish reverence of blood

But lover, in my allowing myself to entertain the idea of mere entertainment, I ask you to see that my mind was, like it shall be, first bound to you and your judgements. I could never ask you to cease raining them down on me. My god forbid I dare hope you do, though Will, I am curious if this doubt to my allegiance and the wrath on the back of your tongue stands proud on any foundation or perhaps simply the joy of exercising and enforcing itself

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

@it-fucking-rhymes-official

do you think the nyt games? i heard will gets irritated when you help him. my girlfriend and i like to do it together, its quite cute, which your husband even admitted!!

if you would ever like to do it together, i’m sure we would make a wonderful team. i’d imagine that you, like will, would have a hard time with pop culture references, i could help with that

<3

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

I'm sure he would rather play games that necessarily involve my suffering than admitting he could use my help in these things. You on the other hand seem to have a cute team of your own. I'm sure a man such as me could not possibly compare to your girlfriend

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

while i’m sure you enjoy those games every once in a while, surely it would be enjoyable to relax with a puzzle every now and then

i do have a cute team, that’s true, but i’m sure my girlfriend would understand if i were to periodically team with you

it is true, and i say this with love in my heart, that you could never compare to my love, however out of all the men in the world you come the closest. take no offense to this, my girlfriend is simply perfect

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

Of course. One must bow to the fate that captures cupid's arrow before the apparent appeal of a cannibal haunting the confined corners of the internet

I suppose a puzzle game would be innocent enough... if it wasn't for my love having seemed to have dubbed you as his enemy - worthy of all the hurt in the world if you were to gain an ounce of my favour

I could be amenable to the idea of forming a team though...

[angelofthelord1616]

hannibal gotta be one of the most unmoanable names oat

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

I wouldn't be so sure about that

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

@it-fucking-rhymes-official

do you think the nyt games? i heard will gets irritated when you help him. my girlfriend and i like to do it together, its quite cute, which your husband even admitted!!

if you would ever like to do it together, i’m sure we would make a wonderful team. i’d imagine that you, like will, would have a hard time with pop culture references, i could help with that

<3

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

I'm sure he would rather play games that necessarily involve my suffering than admitting he could use my help in these things. You on the other hand seem to have a cute team of your own. I'm sure a man such as me could not possibly compare to your girlfriend

[unstable-design]

Does Hannibal draw gay fanart of you two

Frequently. It's almost annoying. I do not want to keep finding art of myself naked while sifting through his desk

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

Love, what are you doing at my desk if not admiring my devotion to you?

[unstable-design]

Looking for some paper? Perhaps a pen?

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

You take to looking through my things in search for a pen and paper and expect to not find a testament to my love of your various parts? My domain just so happens to reflect my priorities, Will. You apparently should be glad for them to find themselves contained at my desk, seeing as you can't bring yourself to appreciate them as I do

[unstable-design]

That.... yeah that's a good point. Maybe just leave some paper and a pen on top of the desk then, in case I need it?

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

I suppose. Whyever would you need such things anyway?

[unstable-design]

Usually lists. What boat parts I need, things about the dogs.

And you forget about those notes I leave you sometimes

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

How unfortunate. I would consider giving you your own desk if the image of you in my seat was not a pleasant thing ghosting my mind. In any case, I shall consider designating paper to a more list appropriate spot

[unstable-design]

big spoon or little spoon?🦦

At least I know what this means this time.

I will say, assigning roles like this in a relationship is very reductionist and only draws more division in a relationship

All that being said.... little spoon.

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

i knew it

lucky

[unstable-design]

Shush

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

Well I will say that you are a very good little spoon

[unstable-design]

Don't need to rub it in

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

Why tell me what I shouldn't be rubbing, dear? Does the authoritarian lover in you not feel rather compelled to tell me what I should be rubbing?

[unstable-design]

Really? That's how you're turning it on me? I thought you liked me being commanding

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

I do. A man can dream of a little more direction in terms of his rubbing, can't he? - especially since we now established what it is he will not be allowed to rub tonight

[unstable-design]

Does Hannibal draw gay fanart of you two

Frequently. It's almost annoying. I do not want to keep finding art of myself naked while sifting through his desk

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

Love, what are you doing at my desk if not admiring my devotion to you?

[unstable-design]

Looking for some paper? Perhaps a pen?

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

You take to looking through my things in search for a pen and paper and expect to not find a testament to my love of your various parts? My domain just so happens to reflect my priorities, Will. You apparently should be glad for them to find themselves contained at my desk, seeing as you can't bring yourself to appreciate them as I do

[unstable-design]

That.... yeah that's a good point. Maybe just leave some paper and a pen on top of the desk then, in case I need it?

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

I suppose. Whyever would you need such things anyway?

[unstable-design]

big spoon or little spoon?🦦

At least I know what this means this time.

I will say, assigning roles like this in a relationship is very reductionist and only draws more division in a relationship

All that being said.... little spoon.

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

i knew it

lucky

[unstable-design]

Shush

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

Well I will say that you are a very good little spoon

[unstable-design]

Don't need to rub it in

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

Why tell me what I shouldn't be rubbing, dear? Does the authoritarian lover in you not feel rather compelled to tell me what I should be rubbing?

[unstable-design]

Does Hannibal draw gay fanart of you two

Frequently. It's almost annoying. I do not want to keep finding art of myself naked while sifting through his desk

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

Love, what are you doing at my desk if not admiring my devotion to you?

[unstable-design]

Looking for some paper? Perhaps a pen?

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

You take to looking through my things in search for a pen and paper and expect to not find a testament to my love of your various parts? My domain just so happens to reflect my priorities, Will. You apparently should be glad for them to find themselves contained at my desk, seeing as you can't bring yourself to appreciate them as I do

[unstable-design]

big spoon or little spoon?🦦

At least I know what this means this time.

I will say, assigning roles like this in a relationship is very reductionist and only draws more division in a relationship

All that being said.... little spoon.

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

i knew it

lucky

[unstable-design]

Shush

[it-fucking-rhymes-official]

Well I will say that you are a very good little spoon