My name is Will Graham (he/him). I am a former professor at the FBI academy as well as a former profiler (if you know me from TattleCrime, you don't. Reminder, I was acquitted).
Hannibal @it-fucking-rhymes-official suggested I get out of my comfort zone so here I am (also this fucks with Freddie so). Don't expect me to post a lot other than fishing and my dogs.
Hi! I'm Layne (he/they). My main is @anothergayghoul
This is post fall but I'm going to be kinda loose on lore stuff.
Rules on interaction: If you DM, please tell me if it's meant to be ooc or not. I cannot tell most of the time. It is ok to tag me in things if you want. If you are another rp blog, remember I have a canon Hannibal and while I'm a bit more loose on everyone else, Hannibal is one that I will only interact with mine and prefer to interact with rp blogs who will primarily if not solely interact with my Hannibal (if you have further questions about my canon, please DM me). Obviously asks are open, but no promises that I will even get to them, let alone quickly.
Canon Roleplay blogs (ones that have confirmed they are canon with me. Please message me if you are considering being canon):
Hannibal- *see above*
Abigail Hobbs- @ghost-of-abigail-hobbs
Freddie Lounds- @tattledtales
Frederick Chilton- @chiltonpsych
Tags:
#this is my unstable-design - In character post
#that may require me to be sociable - ooc posts
#every day forever - Hannigram posts/interactions
#just talking at them - asks
#like I'm seeing a ghost - Abigail posts/interactions
just because i was initially drawn to nigel and hannibal doesnāt mean i canāt find him alluring as well. you just canāt actually believe anyone wants him, i saw your conversation with nigel
just because i was initially drawn to nigel and hannibal doesnāt mean i canāt find him alluring as well. you just canāt actually believe anyone wants him, i saw your conversation with nigel
just because i was initially drawn to nigel and hannibal doesnāt mean i canāt find him alluring as well. you just canāt actually believe anyone wants him, i saw your conversation with nigel
I don't use them often. He loves when I call him "Darlin'" though. I'll occasionally use Han, Babe, or Baby though. Sweetheart is used derogatorily.
He uses them all the time, mostly "darling", "my love", "dear"/"my dear"/"dearest" etc. All the old fashioned fancy sounding ones. I have to admit, it's kinda charming
Nowhere near as often. Hannibal is very helpful in that regard.
I still get nightmares of Abigail. Not always what really happened. Sometimes just warm, sticky blood on my hand, cooling. Sometimes she's impaled by a stag. Sometimes it's her father. Sometimes me. A few times her face shifted to Wally.
I also get flashes of prison and of the time at Muskrat Farm.
I will remember what Hannibal did to me when I was sick. Or the fall. I don't really think they're nightmares anymore though. They're... something else now
Hi good sir, did you ever think during your investigation or were you out-of-your-mind-horny ?
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Just because you said "good sir" doesn't mean that was a polite question. I very much did think thank you. Any feelings I had, sexual or otherwise, are none of your concern
My favorite thing about my husband? This is like asking which drop of water makes the ocean the most blue. I could not take one trait or feature without commenting on the rest. It's like asking which thread in your blanket is the one that keeps you the warmest. It's the culmination of it all that contributes to our love. Not just one. Our connection, his understanding of me, which is the closest I could get to answering this, does not exist in a vacuum. It is instead the sum of a thousand different parts, even the parts I dislike.
do you think the nyt games? i heard will gets irritated when you help him. my girlfriend and i like to do it together, its quite cute, which your husband even admitted!!
if you would ever like to do it together, iām sure we would make a wonderful team. iād imagine that you, like will, would have a hard time with pop culture references, i could help with that
I'm sure he would rather play games that necessarily involve my suffering than admitting he could use my help in these things. You on the other hand seem to have a cute team of your own. I'm sure a man such as me could not possibly compare to your girlfriend
while iām sure you enjoy those games every once in a while, surely it would be enjoyable to relax with a puzzle every now and then
i do have a cute team, thatās true, but iām sure my girlfriend would understand if i were to periodically team with you
it is true, and i say this with love in my heart, that you could never compare to my love, however out of all the men in the world you come the closest. take no offense to this, my girlfriend is simply perfect
Of course. One must bow to the fate that captures cupid's arrow before the apparent appeal of a cannibal haunting the confined corners of the internet
I suppose a puzzle game would be innocent enough... if it wasn't for my love having seemed to have dubbed you as his enemy - worthy of all the hurt in the world if you were to gain an ounce of my favour
I could be amenable to the idea of forming a team though...
You should try Tower of Hanoi if you like puzzles Will. Very hard to turn away from
That's the one with the posts and the disks that go on them right? It's not hard once you learn the trick. I used to love physical puzzles like that as a kid
Just here to inform you your husband may be conspiring to create a puzzle team with a certain someone openly romantically (or worse) interested in him. Someone you are less than fond ofš¬
Excuse me? Well... thank you for telling me I guess. I will go check it out
