It probably won't happen

16, British. One day I want to travel the world and solve everything but for now I will just complain about it and reblog things.

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from weheartit

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GQ Encyclopedia of Matt Damon, his Bourne co-star Julia Stiles begins to tell the story of their encounter with Prince:

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add “I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon” to the things I will now commonly say that nobody will understand

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“Pedestrian small talk” ha i love it 😂

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When you can sense a bitches evil and pettiness as soon as you meet

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This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as well as men, and he said, “One time I was reffing a womens softball game, on the full moon, and -“ 

And I was like, ” Why does it matter that it was on the full moon?“ 

and he was like “Well, you know, the full moon… women on the full moon" 

and i was like ‘I don’t get it' 

and he was like “Periods" 

and he thought all women just get their periods on the full moon and i just thought it was really funny that he confused women with werewolves. 

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Lycanthropy is a feminist issue

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Damn

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this has me screaming eternally

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You Beauty

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