Knight Itachi of the Mangekyō Sharingan

Talk to me for mediocre advice Welcome to the blog of the number 1 hottest Konoha Nin. I love aesthetically standing in the rain, my brother Sasuke, my chicken and my crazy OP Mangekyō eyes. People say I can’t read but Kisame gave me shark glasses, HAH! Also there’s this one weirdo terrorist hairy blond dude (deidarasshat) who thinks he‘s cooler than me or whatever, so watch me destroy that absolute moron loser with my sick lines!! *cough cough* | crack roleplay account | | main: @alicexdraws | | Naruto side: @kakashishomegirl |

[itachickenn]

My theme song

[itachickenn]

Here is me listening to it with Sasuke and Azula (my chicken) in heart.

The art hoes of Team Deidara could never have my aesthetic vibes.

[illwork4anime]

I’m fucking dying

[killashi-deactivated20240311]

@itachickenn who??

[itachickenn]

It was Alice @kakashishomegirl obviously. I mean have you seen her? I had no chance but to throw myself at her.

[onemuru]

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

@itachickenn the fuck are u doing get up, u’ll catch a cold

[itachickenn]

NO! Lying gracefully in the snow is the next level of the depressedly standing in the rain aesthetic. I thought that you of all people knew that!

And if I get sick, well, that’s nothing new. Kisame is used to it, every time he sees snow he stocks up on the cough suppressants.

[tobistandsintherain]

Please get up, or Tobi will cry :“’((((

[itachickenn]

Aesthetically, I hope. Please wait until it rains though. 😌

[onemuru]

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

@itachickenn the fuck are u doing get up, u’ll catch a cold

[itachickenn]

NO! Lying gracefully in the snow is the next level of the depressedly standing in the rain aesthetic. I thought that you of all people knew that!

And if I get sick, well, that’s nothing new. Kisame is used to it, every time he sees snow he stocks up on the cough suppressants.

[itachickenn]

Everyone had their first kiss with their cousin, okay?

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

Sharing a dango with someone does not count as a kiss. Stop acting like u're not a fuckin virgin.Hm!

[itachickenn]

The audacity of this bitch. You are definitely much more of a virgin than I am!

*rapper voice*

Started with Shisui and we ate dango 🍡

Now I‘m stealing hearts left and right 💔

And everyone is like 😦

Where did the man go? 🥭

[katimagines-deactivated20221219]

Naruto Men destroying gender roles.

Bonus:

[itachickenn]

@katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art HAH DO YOU SEE THIS, DEIDARASSHAT? I am not bullshitting my way through life in this, I am destroying gender roles, which is very important, unlike anything you have ever done.

[itachickenn]

Kisame and I started wearing the same nail polish colour because my bottle... got stolen quite often.

[itachickenn]

Oh, what‘s this? @katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art

Thank you, love. 💕 I‘m sorry I have to decline though. I would never marry a blond terrorist without sense of art.

[itachickenn]

Might visit Konoha again to show this „Maito Gai“ who the real dango fan in that village is.

[itachickenn]

Konan invited me to do some origami yesterday. Here is my result:

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

It sucks

[itachickenn]

It is modern ART.

Konan said so as well.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

Thats a good joke jsgbdvsnvsjsn

[itachickenn]

See? You don’t even recognize art when it is right in front of you. Truly embarrassing.

Sasori would agree with me. My piece is eternal.

[killashi-deactivated20240311]

Oh really 😌hm. KATSU!!!!!

Now its an art. Hm!

[itachickenn]

Nooooooo! Oh wait!

AMATERASU!! ✨🌑🔥

My super cool black fire can burn anything, even your stupid explosions. HAH! Take this, art hoe!

[itachickenn]

Konan invited me to do some origami yesterday. Here is my result:

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

It sucks

[itachickenn]

It is modern ART.

Konan said so as well.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

Thats a good joke jsgbdvsnvsjsn

[itachickenn]

See? You don’t even recognize art when it is right in front of you. Truly embarrassing.

Sasori would agree with me. My piece is eternal.

[itachickenn]

Konan invited me to do some origami yesterday. Here is my result:

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

It sucks

[itachickenn]

It is modern ART.

Konan said so as well.

[itachickenn]

Konan invited me to do some origami yesterday. Here is my result:

[itachickenn]

Kakuzu does not know I spent 50,000 ryō on a beautiful chicken cage for my secret little garden. Sometimes life is good.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

I’ll tell him

[itachickenn]

Try it, DeidarASSHAT. As if he’s going to listen to a fool like you. Tch.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

I did listen. Where’s the money.

[itachickenn]

GONE, BOOMER. Ridiculous, honestly. Keeping all that money in your rotting pocket. No thank you. Azula has it warm and nice now.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

Itachi go to therapy already

[itachickenn]

Joke‘s on you, I started going there years ago. He extended the invitation to all of the Akatsuki by the way, but especially you. Your impulsive need for giant explosions hides your secret feelings of inferiority, he said. Do you want to come with me next time?

Honestly I am doing better than you.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

Get lost.

[itachickenn]

Did I hit a nerve there? Probably also why you admire me so much. Inferiority complexes are below me.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

IVE NEVER LIKED U. HM! AND ALL U SAID IS BULLSHIT. INFERIORITY MY ASS. IM BETTER THAN ANYONE HERE. HM!

[itachickenn]

This sounds exactly like what someone with an inferiority complex would say now.

I copied my therapist‘s moves with my Sharingan.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

ITS EASY TO “ COPY THE THERAPIST MOVES” AND BOSS AROUND JUST LIKE U ALRIGHT AND U DONT FEEL DEAD INSIDE. HM! U GO TO THERAPY OR NOT, U’LL NEVER HEAL FROM UR PAST! AND FOCUSING ON PROBLEMS OF OTHERS AND ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH WONT HELP U EITHER. HM!

* sad naruto music starts playing*

[itachickenn]

You cannot bother me with your analyses of my character. I have my whole life planned out. I‘m going to die before I have to reflect on my wrongdoings and inner emptiness. Nothing in life matters.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

U’ve got a point actually. Hm

#a guy who will commit suicide at age of 19, never healing from whatever made him an obsessed psypopath

[itachickenn]

Wow, this is truly something we could bond over. Committing suicide at the young age of twenty. Cool.

[itachickenn]

So it turns out that the invisible voice I‘ve been hearing was Zetsu‘s other half all along. Who would have guessed?

[itachickenn]

Kakuzu does not know I spent 50,000 ryō on a beautiful chicken cage for my secret little garden. Sometimes life is good.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

I’ll tell him

[itachickenn]

Try it, DeidarASSHAT. As if he’s going to listen to a fool like you. Tch.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

I did listen. Where’s the money.

[itachickenn]

GONE, BOOMER. Ridiculous, honestly. Keeping all that money in your rotting pocket. No thank you. Azula has it warm and nice now.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

Itachi go to therapy already

[itachickenn]

Joke‘s on you, I started going there years ago. He extended the invitation to all of the Akatsuki by the way, but especially you. Your impulsive need for giant explosions hides your secret feelings of inferiority, he said. Do you want to come with me next time?

Honestly I am doing better than you.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

Get lost.

[itachickenn]

Did I hit a nerve there? Probably also why you admire me so much. Inferiority complexes are below me.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

IVE NEVER LIKED U. HM! AND ALL U SAID IS BULLSHIT. INFERIORITY MY ASS. IM BETTER THAN ANYONE HERE. HM!

[itachickenn]

This sounds exactly like what someone with an inferiority complex would say now.

I copied my therapist‘s moves with my Sharingan.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

ITS EASY TO “ COPY THE THERAPIST MOVES” AND BOSS AROUND JUST LIKE U ALRIGHT AND U DONT FEEL DEAD INSIDE. HM! U GO TO THERAPY OR NOT, U’LL NEVER HEAL FROM UR PAST! AND FOCUSING ON PROBLEMS OF OTHERS AND ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH WONT HELP U EITHER. HM!

* sad naruto music starts playing*

[itachickenn]

You cannot bother me with your analyses of my character. I have my whole life planned out. I‘m going to die before I have to reflect on my wrongdoings and inner emptiness. Nothing in life matters.

[itachickenn]

Kakuzu does not know I spent 50,000 ryō on a beautiful chicken cage for my secret little garden. Sometimes life is good.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

I’ll tell him

[itachickenn]

Try it, DeidarASSHAT. As if he’s going to listen to a fool like you. Tch.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

I did listen. Where’s the money.

[itachickenn]

GONE, BOOMER. Ridiculous, honestly. Keeping all that money in your rotting pocket. No thank you. Azula has it warm and nice now.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

Itachi go to therapy already

[itachickenn]

Joke‘s on you, I started going there years ago. He extended the invitation to all of the Akatsuki by the way, but especially you. Your impulsive need for giant explosions hides your secret feelings of inferiority, he said. Do you want to come with me next time?

Honestly I am doing better than you.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

Get lost.

[itachickenn]

Did I hit a nerve there? Probably also why you admire me so much. Inferiority complexes are below me.

[katsu-i-just-made-u-my-art]

IVE NEVER LIKED U. HM! AND ALL U SAID IS BULLSHIT. INFERIORITY MY ASS. IM BETTER THAN ANYONE HERE. HM!

[itachickenn]

This sounds exactly like what someone with an inferiority complex would say now.

I copied my therapist‘s moves with my Sharingan.