Alana

24. they/them. come and enjoy all the things I like with me. taglist

[sissytims]

[sissytims]

[whispers] so i hear this is pretty canon now

[deltagon20362]

grrrr bleh hehe

[chalseud]

Scaramouche got hurt in battle and Aether just wanted to help 😔

[gaycism]

~

[urayuli]

i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

[mrv3000]

[urlocalbitchboy]

Shoutout to the bitches that still follow me after I switch up my hyperfixation every 4 months, y'all are the real OGs, here's a king sized candy bar

[urlocalbitchboy]

Ohohohoho!! Allow me!

[tauforged]

why does one of these gummi worms have LEGS

[tauforged]

he’s evolving??!???!

[uumumuu]

Hnngh.. ceature

[tauforged]

MY GOD…. THE CREATURE

[vizerothree]

Traitor 🗡

[saidikye]

tag list:

dnp - dan and phil

save - things i might find useful in the future

fav - favorite posts

atla - avatar the last airbender 

art - just art i like

nsfw 

semi nsfw 

k - kpop

insp - inspiration for art writing etc

[aroaceofthesea]

Now that we don't have zlibrary here are some websites you SHOULDN'T use in ANY circumstances. They let you download books for FREE so you should steer clear of them unless they are legal like some of these:

Archive.org: works like a library but online, gives you access to a book for up to 2 weeks with possibility to extend. It's legal!!

Zlibrary.to: apparently a backup domain for zlibrary or something but completely separated from the normal one bc it's the only one i've found that works. Seems to have less books than the original or they are harder to find, but a big database nonetheless

Libgen: not a very nice interface but it has a lot of books too, zlibrary got many of their books from here

Project gutenberg: over 60 000 free ebooks but mostly books with expired copyright. Seems pretty legal

Oceanofpdf: pretty nice interface but idk the amount of books in there. They believe that knowledge and information should be free and accessible

Pdf drive: over 80 000 000 ebooks in pdf format. Messy interface with overlapping buttons and other things but looks like it could be used to get books easily

Z-epub: has a lot of books but only free domain. This means it's a legal website so it would be good to use

You definitely SHOULD NOT use the sites that aren't mentioned as legal above, I'm just telling you so that you know which ones to avoid!! More sites to avoid in the reblogs

[chipper-smol]

We should bring back the skeleton war using blazed posts

[dragonboypaws]

The what

[chipper-smol]

[gallusrostromegalus]

When my mom was volunteering with city council, they took a bunch of field trips to various civic infrastructures to learn how the worked so they could learn How The Fuck A City Works. On one of these trips, they were all in a bigass van doing icebreaker questions and one of the questions was "Whats your largest scar and how did you get it?"

And everyone in the van wanted to brag so there was "I did this with an awl while woodworking" and "Oh I got my appendix out" and the like, until they get to my Mom in the farthest back seat in the van and she pulls her shirt up a bit to show the six-inch scar on her abdomen. She's 4'10" so it looks enormous on her, bright red because that's how she scars.

"Oh My God!" people gasped.

"I had to have an eight-pound growth removed from my abdomen." She said, sitting back down to a chorus of horrified gasps.

"What happened?" Asked the trip coodinator, walking right into it.

"Oh, They're in college now!" She said.

-

"Sorted out who had a sense of humor in that group real fast." Mom explained later.

[cloudstation]

my spouse and I watched the mexican episode of great british bake off because we’re mexican and we thought it would be funny. the hosts asked if mexico was a real place and none of the contestants had ever heard of pico de gallo. even the judges weren’t very knowledgeable about the food they were making. that one lady peeling an avocado like it’s a potato. guacamolo. tah-cows.

americans take for granted their proximity to authentic mexican food. look at this bro this could be u

[captainlordauditor]

As a Jew I wish to offer my condolences in solidarity to all Mexicans during this trying time. One of the judges of gbbo once shared a recipe for challah made with milk. You can’t eat milk with most meals challah is served at. He claimed it was “traditionally served at Passover”. It’s forbidden to own challah or its ingredients during Passover.

[justcatposts]

1. I don’t have a cat..  2. I DON’T HAVE A CAT

(Source)

[galoogamelady]

[charliedzilla]

Zombie vermin

[gnomehomes]

[ID: illustrations of a large variety of insects, arachnids, and other bugs with different mushrooms growing out of them. many of the mushrooms fit their host’s size, shape, or color, and some are even incorporated into the host’s natural shape-for example, mushrooms replacing wings. the bugs are placed close together to fill in the space.]

[radiofreederry]

I’m sorry what

[radiofreederry]

Ok I thought it was some guy’s stage name but it’s. Literally Master Chief. It’s Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 of the UNSC Navy.

[patrickdiomedes]

"Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing?" 

"Sir, Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit."

[headspace-hotel]

that is such a powerful image