punny

i'm 23 years old and this is what i'm currently doing with my life

[itallgoeslikela-di-da]

te doy mi corazon y lo rechazas

[elesq]

[swarnpert]

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

[swarnpert]

its a loading screen

[tastefullyoffensive]

[psych2go]

[autohaste]

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

[joekeerys]

love, simon (2018)

[amanatsumikan]

[f13nds]

c’mon yellowstone national park let’s get sickening 

[iguanamouth]

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

[level27rogue-deactivated2020112]

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

[geekandmisandry]

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

[irreleventblue]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

[mikey-xoxo]

ME

[llleighsmith]

anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity

[violent-darts]

My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s done this before, and she’s not happy to be back.”

[i-am-the-punk-mermaid]

That is such a badass thing to say about a newborn

[louises-belcher]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[pettycentral]

[ladymalchav-archive]

[gangsters-wife]

“You are a slave of what you need in your soul.”

— Carl Jung  (via loveage-moondream)

[memewhore]

[spectrealenko]

me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube

youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.