My mom when I was a kid when she hears me inhale to say the most absurdly random comment about rocks to my elementary school admin.
I just wanted to show her my cool rocks
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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My mom when I was a kid when she hears me inhale to say the most absurdly random comment about rocks to my elementary school admin.
I just wanted to show her my cool rocks
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A fake ID is useless if you’re 3 Raccoons in a trench coat plotting to steal a quesadilla.
“Hey, Quick you two do something funny.”
Is the exact line that led to a picture of me and my best friend’s husband kissing at my wedding.
I hate eating gummy sharks. You eat like 2 and it looks like you’ve been making out with papa smurf.
Clarified Butter is still Butter, even if it doesnt have the milk fats. Im talkin to you, you know who you are. Quit denying the truth about butter, you cannot deny butter.
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Half of my vocabulary with my friends is slang or words that were at one point normal but were canonically changed after a friend fucked it up in a sentence.
We no longer play monster hunters
We play “Munter Hunderrs”
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