dear clothing manufacturers:
make sleeves go all the way to the wrist
stop putting shelf bras in everything
make jeans for short people with big butts
make shirts out of anything more substantial than gossamer
stop putting hanger straps on everything, they’re fn annoying and we’re disasters who don’t use them anyway
fake pockets???!!? FAKE POCKETS??!!?
put pockets on everything i am serious
charge less than half what you’re currently charging for shorts
end ‘one size fits all’ forever
size women’s clothing the way you size men’s clothing: with MEASUREMENTS
basically stop everything you’re doing and start over completely and don’t be rude dusty dongs this time


















