Diary Of A Madman

John/34/Metalhead World's worst poet but the best at making poop jokes in a crowd of upstanding citizens.

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I haven't been here in forever. I feel like I've missed nothing. Got a new car though and nothing else changes.

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It goes without saying her boobs and her Matrix jacket stole the show last night and I was just lucky enough to tag along.

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If I use the cartoon filter, he looks like my sidekick that I wear in my kangaroo pouch https://www.instagram.com/p/CLLYRUXFj6t/?igshid=rpnsb60jsev4

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Getting to nurse an old fashioned Sunday hangover today. Last night was worth it though. (at Sebastian, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKJvJtmlFkN/?igshid=1k5ezq4y3p9ay

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Pre Thanksgiving alcohol time (at No Name Sports Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/CICG2-BF3FV/?igshid=1vyqemm9blh3i

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If anyone wants to follow me on Parler, I'm here for a good time. https://www.instagram.com/p/CHabEy4l14h/?igshid=1iesg3ic75l5d

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We went and hung out with some of our favorite people today. (at Fort Pierce, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHEUD6MF0cs/?igshid=1cj5ehjr70s84

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Old man still doesn't have a care in the world. https://www.instagram.com/p/CG6RSJJl3PR/?igshid=2hjye3ht22y5

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We go to abandoned places to hang out with our imaginary friends. Then we go and drink our feelings away. That's how to adult. (at Wabasso, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CG3o45nl95S/?igshid=12tqpgeq1o8do

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I stopped at Dunkin for coffee and to get him a donut. This was his reaction to the girls there with food. https://www.instagram.com/p/CGnK1DZlLlc/?igshid=u6seq4otnrf0

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They just keep on sending them... https://www.instagram.com/p/CGVlyG8FKY1/?igshid=91c9dx6yj9jv

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I had to wear the pinstripes last night just in case the Rays pitching wants to go breaking my heart this week. (at Wabasso, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CF4tvovFPdC/?igshid=1vb901ulkfa7x

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I made sure to get all of the sexiness in the picture between Alyssa and the Challenger and limit how much of myself lowers the grade here. https://www.instagram.com/p/CFQhp_CFhFZ/?igshid=1cmv53zsqvp4f

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Someone found his way to the couch for the first time in many years. https://www.instagram.com/p/CEkvTpYFHOh/?igshid=1nz5rad7opigc

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Level 10 clingy tonight https://www.instagram.com/p/CEiPyYUFxRq/?igshid=x4zxcsgz3687

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