Nokia Matsumoto

Graphic Designer and occasionally Jujuitsu Sorcerer.

[ithinkmylaptopisalivesendhelp]

Making an account here so I can reach out to my old classmates and teachers. And so I can see what's going on in the Jujuitsu world, since I don't have a lot of work right now.

I doubt I'll get many asks but if I do, be normal. I'm not going to humor any attempts to make me uncomfortable.

OOC:

Hi :) this is my sideblog for my jjk oc, Nokia Matsumoto! They are a young adult and graduated jujuitsu high Tokyo student, one of Satoru Gojo's previous students. They work a graphic design job.

-- Basic info--

Pronouns: Any/all, doesn't care in the slightest

Orientation: Aroace? Unknown but they show pretty much zero interest in anyone.

Appearance:

(WAY above average height, long messily cut dark blue hair, pale blue cloud patterned button down, dark green pants and undershirt, burn scars across pretty much the entire surface of both hands, white laptop bag, gray eyes, red eyeliner.)

LORE/BACKSTORY:

Nokia, on their own, isn't particularly notable. Just another sorcery student who moved back into a normal job after graduating. ...aside from their potentially possessed Panasonic Toughbook, which was their school-provided laptop from their old high school prior to transferring to Jujuitsu High. It is their only offensive ability (can be swung like a briefcase) and is also the reason for the burn scars. It behaves unpredictably- sometimes doing nothing on contact, sometimes burning or biting targets, sometimes flat out exploding. It always comes out unscathed. Nokia, however, does not.

Their other techniques are Crash (forces the target's technique to fail and fall flat, but takes more energy depending on how strong the technique being canceled is), Zip File (essentially a cursed pokeball. Manifests a normal sized physical folder and compresses an enemy down to fit inside. Does no physical or mental damage, and can be escaped if the edge is found and torn through, or if someone opens it from outside), and their Domain, Bluescreen Of Death (an extension of Crash, causing all techniques used inside to fail. Does no actual damage, despite the name- aside from eyestrain.)

During their time as a first year student under Gojo, they got a very messy pixie cut from him, becaude their hair had grown long enough to blind them during fights. They have not cut it since. Also during their time as a student, they were well below average height, being comically short for a high schooler. They are now well ABOVE average, and have forgotten to tell any of their old teachers or classmates that they are now built like slenderman's blue-haired cousin.

Also, mod DOES have some basic graphic design knowledge, so I won't be fully clueless :) my main is @L3m0nb4lm.

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

[9-5nanami]

I can't find my laptop.

This is both a request for help and a warning. If you hear scratching or scuttling, that's probably it. I'm sorry in advance. It does bite.

- Nokia Matsumoto (@Ithinkmylaptopisalivesendhelp)

…I…appreciate the warning?

[ithinkmylaptopisalivesendhelp]

I don't know if I'm legally liable for whatever my cursed laptop does, and I really don't want to find out the hard way.. again I am so sorry if it causes problems for you or anyone else, I've been trying to hunt it down but it seems dead set on not being found this time.

If you find it please don't grab it with your hands, it WILL try to hurt you in some way if you do.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your pfp is your roommate now! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

fire everywhere

it's me lol

perfect

freaky

impossible

results

Voting ended onJul 31

[lycaniums-room]

An ad for your deepest desires :)

[ithinkmylaptopisalivesendhelp]

Posting on my phone this time on account of the fact that I have lost my laptop. I left it on my desk and when I got back, the folder with the curse in it was gone, and so was my laptop.

Not exactly ideal. There's like a 50/50 shot something stole it, or it ate the curse and the folder and then ran off on its own.

[the-true-human-mahito]

Can curses purr?

I was about to go to sleep but this was more important. I need to know.

Is it like. A case-by-case thing? Can none of them purr? Can ALL of them purr? Can you?

Is it more like tigers chuffing?

Hehehe, a good question, human~

Indeed, it’s a case by case thingy. Us curses are born from your fears and anguish, so it depends! A cursed born from humanity’s fear of cats theoretical could—I’m special in that sense~ I can transfigure my soul to purr if I wish.

I dunno know what chuffing is, but sure!!

[ithinkmylaptopisalivesendhelp]

Oh, I can explain the chuffing thing. Tigers can't purr- their throats just aren't made right for it- so instead they make this low rumbly grunt sound to express joy.

So I guess anon was asking, if a curse couldn't purr, would they still make some sort of noise to express joy?

[brosochoso]

It's getting kind of impressive how many siblings you've acquired. If it wasn't so blatantly obvious you don't want to put any of them in harm's way, one might think you're trying to raise a small army.

Good for you.

- @Ithinkmylaptopisalivesendhelp

…an army?? I would not allow it! These are my siblings. If a war is to be fought, I will take that burden upon myself alone. Do not harm my younger siblings.

[ultimate-percussionist]

Choso-nii, it's a figure a speech. They're saying the number of us is similar to the numbers of a small army! We aren't going to war.

[brosochoso]

… I do not like the figure a speech. All of you are too precious, sibling Pat. [*sobs*]

[ithinkmylaptopisalivesendhelp]

It's a good thing you don't want to do that, I think. I'm not sure anyone could stop your family if you decided to collectively attack something or someone.

[ithinkmylaptopisalivesendhelp]

At this point the vast majority of my posts are about my laptop, so today I finally post something else.

I currently have a low grade four cursed spirit (kind of just looks like a semiaquatic version of a flyhead) in a zip file on my desk. It hasn't figured out how to get out, and I don't exactly know what to do with it, so I've just been using it as a paperweight because the folder it's in weighs about a pound. It does keep my other files from getting blown around by my fan, even if it growls occasionally.

I'm 90% sure this isn't legal, by jujuitsu sorcerer standards. Probably even less legal since I'm not technically a sorcerer.

[dogpuppy]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"

[brosochoso]

What’s your type

…it’s AB.

[ithinkmylaptopisalivesendhelp]

I'm pretty sure they were asking what kind of person you would want to be your (romantic) partner.

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[the-shadows-son]

You're one of Gojo's new(ish) students, right? You don't know me, but I was one of his students years ago. (Only about five years, but still..)

How is it? The school, the students, your teacher? I can't say I'm not curious about what changed.

- Ithinkmylaptopisalivesendhelp

It's fine.

[ithinkmylaptopisalivesendhelp]

Fair enough

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

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