Yuji’s Nii-san

My name is Choso Kamo. I am the oldest of ten siblings. (JJK RP)

[aonglegs]

~ what are they whispering about?

[the-true-human-mahito]

Oh, I remember~! I told Choso how babies were made~!

( @brosochoso )

[brosochoso]

…Mahito’s explanation was very thorough.

…and graphic.

[brosochoso]

Choso! Hiiii!

- @iceybarrier-itadori

YUUUUUJI!!!!

…hi.

Are you okay??? Any injuries or new enemies? As the older brother, it’s my sworn duty to protect you from any harm…

[brosochoso]

would you ever let yuji paint your nails?

…if Yuji wishes to, yes.

[brosochoso]

Hey so just to preface. I love the pigtails. You are the only man I've ever seen not only pull off pigtails, but also somehow pull them off WHILE maintaining a masculine style. It's impressive.

But I have to ask . Who the hell is helping you put your hair up every morning?? Pigtails are hard to do on your own, high pigtails like those even moreso. Surely you're not doing that by yourself??? Surely someone is helping you?

…I see. Thanks?

…Eso use to do them for me. I’ve adapted without help since… *sobs*

[brosochoso]

Hello!! You're Choso, right?? ( ˶ˆヮˆ˵ ) [She waves, a cheerful smile on her face]

…hi? *Looks behind him.*

There’s nobody behind me. Who are you waving at?

[chiiyoshi]

You!! ฅ^ >ヮ<^₎ You're Yuji's brother, no? He's spoken about you ^_^

[brosochoso]

Yuji’s spoke… of me??

[brosochoso]

A large 3 headed dog is galloping towards Choso and Lynn is chasing after him. "Cerberus no be nice! Choso don't know you don't scare him!!!!" Lynn calls out as she watches as her hound runs over and pounces on Choso like a over happy puppy seeing their favorite person again.

Yuji’s Lynn, run!!

I will distract it. Protect Yuji!

[brosochoso]

CHOSO!!! i love your spiky hair :3

…thanks. It is natural.

[bebamonica]

really?? do you just never brush your hair or something

[brosochoso]

…the pigtails make it spikey. When it was short… it look more like Yuji’s.

[bebamonica]

also why do you have the pigtails. they look peak and they suit you great but im curious why you always have them

[brosochoso]

…I like them.

[brosochoso]

Hello!! You're Choso, right?? ( ˶ˆヮˆ˵ ) [She waves, a cheerful smile on her face]

…hi? *Looks behind him.*

There’s nobody behind me. Who are you waving at?

[brosochoso]

CHOSO!!! i love your spiky hair :3

…thanks. It is natural.

[bebamonica]

really?? do you just never brush your hair or something

[brosochoso]

…the pigtails make it spikey. When it was short… it look more like Yuji’s.

[brosochoso]

You are Itadori-kun's older brother?

@the-cursed-talisman

You are correct. I am Yuji’s nii-san.

[the-cursed-talisman]

M-May I also call you "Brother"? I...think of Itadori-kun as a brother as well...

[brosochoso]

…please call me Nii. *sobs* You are my little sister now, and I, your older brother.

[the-cursed-talisman]

Th-Thank you, Ch-Choso-nii.

[*She gives him a small, shy smile*]

[brosochoso]

SHINSEEEEEEI!!!

[brosochoso]

Lynn waved at Choso and smiled. "Its Yuu bears older brother Choso!!!!!! Hi friend! Nice to finally meet some of Yuji's family!"

…hi. You are Yuji’s Lynn, yes?

As the nii-san, I am to protect you. I will allow no harm, or Yuji will be hurt.

[omgcoffee-and-murder]

She nodded and smiles. "Thank you! I'll also do my best to protect Yuji and his big brother too!"

[brosochoso]

…you will protect Yuji and me?!

[omgcoffee-and-murder]

"Yes....you're his older brother....why wouldnt I offer to protect you both?"

[brosochoso]

…I am not human like Yuji.

[omgcoffee-and-murder]

"No worries...I care about Yuji and I wont let anyone hurt anyone close to him. That includes you..."

[brosochoso]

Yuji’s Lynn is a nice person. My younger brother has good friends.

[brosochoso]

CHOSO!!! i love your spiky hair :3

…thanks. It is natural.

[brosochoso]

You are Itadori-kun's older brother?

@the-cursed-talisman

You are correct. I am Yuji’s nii-san.

[the-cursed-talisman]

M-May I also call you "Brother"? I...think of Itadori-kun as a brother as well...

[brosochoso]

…please call me Nii. *sobs* You are my little sister now, and I, your older brother.

[brosochoso]

Lynn waved at Choso and smiled. "Its Yuu bears older brother Choso!!!!!! Hi friend! Nice to finally meet some of Yuji's family!"

…hi. You are Yuji’s Lynn, yes?

As the nii-san, I am to protect you. I will allow no harm, or Yuji will be hurt.

[omgcoffee-and-murder]

She nodded and smiles. "Thank you! I'll also do my best to protect Yuji and his big brother too!"

[brosochoso]

…you will protect Yuji and me?!

[omgcoffee-and-murder]

"Yes....you're his older brother....why wouldnt I offer to protect you both?"

[brosochoso]

…I am not human like Yuji.

[brosochoso]

Lynn waved at Choso and smiled. "Its Yuu bears older brother Choso!!!!!! Hi friend! Nice to finally meet some of Yuji's family!"

…hi. You are Yuji’s Lynn, yes?

As the nii-san, I am to protect you. I will allow no harm, or Yuji will be hurt.

[omgcoffee-and-murder]

She nodded and smiles. "Thank you! I'll also do my best to protect Yuji and his big brother too!"

[brosochoso]

…you will protect Yuji and me?!

[brosochoso]

Yes, you are very cute!

I just wasn't squeeze and pinch you cheeks! They looks so squishy!

…that sounds painful. Why do you want to hurt me?

[ultimate-percussionist]

It's called cuteness aggression. Sometimes people see something really cute and it triggers something in them.

Pinching and squishing someone's cheeks is mostly meant in a way to make someone know how cute and precious they are to others.

[brosochoso]

Are you okay?? How do I make the aggression stop???

Yuji, do not approach. They will pinch your cheeks.

[the-shadows-son]

You can't stop the cuteness aggression.

[brosochoso]

Are these the zombies then?! We must barricade ourselves. Run, Yuji’s friend! I will build the shelter.

[ultimate-percussionist]

It's not a zombie thing. It's like biting the one you love or your siblings. Yes, my siblings have bitten me and I have bitten back.

[brosochoso]

You… bite them? This is normal?

[ultimate-percussionist]

They bit me and I bit back in retaliation. To be fair, my brothers bit me. And as the older sister sibling, you just don't bite me.

[brosochoso]

They harm you?! How could they?? *sobs*

[clan-miyagi]

Lolll because we love and trust each other? You ever seen puppies play?

It's pretty normal for people to fight with siblings, both lovingly and... not so tenderly.

These days I've been having a harder time getting under my sister's skin. She must be stressed or something, idk :/

This reminds me... I haven't bitten Kuhi in a fat minute.

Brb chat.

[brosochoso]

I would never fight my siblings… they are too precious for harm. *He cries at the thought.*

Who is brb chat? *Looks around for them.*

[clan-miyagi]

Ah, you're one of those mother hen types...

Nah, I think it's good to fight every now and then. Conflict deepens our bond and understanding deeper than constant agreement/peace.

For sis and I it also makes sure we're both growing strong. Violence, though rather brute, is still a form of communication on the most base level.

But that's beyond the topic. Love/cuteness aggression is a form of physical affection, not fighting! I hate using my brain so much but I guess it's like saying, "I could hurt you but I won't because I love you so much so the strength I show you I will use to protect/care for you." Idk if science has confirmed shit though, I'm not a fucking nerd lmfao.

And you and I are chatting so... 🫵🏼 you are chat.

[brosochoso]

…I am not Chat, I am Choso…

[brosochoso]

You are Itadori-kun's older brother?

@the-cursed-talisman

You are correct. I am Yuji’s nii-san.