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Historical Salem

I have no clue what my password is and I just switched phones so I made a new account linnypenny

why was ariel so impressed with the fucking fork in the ship “WHATS THIS WOW” are you kidding me your dad swings around a giant glorified golden fork everyday the state mermaid education is in is appalling

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MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

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this is so beautiful hell im crying

fairykids

i wish ur grandpa could know that almost 1 million people have seen his artwork.

de-la-valliere

micdotcom

So this happened:

Professor: Okay, some of you are going to have to learn to play Devil's Advocate.

Professor: Let's start with one of the hardest ones.

Professor: Name one good thing that came out of Hitler's regime.

Class: ...

Professor: *Laughs* Okay at least give me something that was bittersweet.

Me: Umm...By enacting Action T84 and enciting a genocide wherein 70,000 people with disabilities were murdered under the guise of euthanasia, and by throwing thousands more into asylums with terrible conditions, Hitler inadvertently caused a bunch of abled doctors and scientists in countries like France, England, and even here in the US, right up in Buffalo [closest main city] to tug at their collars and slowly close down all of their own asylums and euthanasia departments because they didn't want to be compared to Hitler and in doing so, these doctors started looking for ways to actually help and cure people with disabilities instead of locking them up or killing them?

Class:

Professor:

Guy Behind Me: Damn.

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Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order.

Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.

Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.

pkeranodon

Every so often the hostess will say “bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle!” as people are leaving.

Miracle Max’s Cure for the Mostly Dead is on the menu and its a giant chocolate cakeball.

The servers will sometimes switch your wines after distracting you.

They sell Anybody Want a Peanut Brittle at the door.

princess-starr

“There are a shortage of perfect chicken breasts in the world. Twould be a pity not to order these.”

angrila

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I’ll be your server. Prepare to dine.”

poppetawoppet

BWEAKFAST, BWEAKFAST IS WHAT BWINGS US TOGEVVER TODAY

blazepress

If the Titanic sunk today.

dizzyandlost

Whoever made this must be so boring at parties

svedone

if the titanic sunk today you can bet your ass that almost everybody would’ve lived because there’d be enough life boats for everyone and the third class passengers wouldn’t be forced to stay in their rooms. also, with today’s technology, they most likely would’ve known about the iceberg and they wouldn’t have hit it–not to mention that the boat would’ve been able to move away from the icebergs because ships aren’t built the same way anymore.

in fact, most of these people would’ve been on a plane.

twinkfl0yd

mostlydogsmostly

Golden Retriever Alcor. Journey to the Caucasus (via deingel)

homosxual

i also dont like this new update bc i cant prepare myself for long ass posts anymore like on the old style i could see all the block quotes and be like “hoo boy better strap in” but now its just like “fuck theres more”