as much as you can get.

My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. Austria . skiing . football . other stuff

[spacedood-blog]

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

[sepulchritude]

there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself.

your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for that tattoo? there’s still five sodas in your fridge and it’d be a shame to let them go to waste? you want to see the season finale of that show you love? keep living.

your reasons don’t have to be big, if they mean anything to you then they’re good reasons.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Before vs After Adoption

[source]

[monkeysaysficus]

[notananime]

Pull the trigger, Elizabeth.

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome

[marcosllorente]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s griezmann genuinely terrified of getting hit by torres

[itisnotwhatitseemstobe]

The rest of the world: Hoe don't do it

USA: *Elects trump*

The rest of the world: Oh My GOD *global stock market crashes*

[ithelpstodream]

Official White House photographer Pete Souza captured an estimated 2 million photos over 8 years while Obama was in office… Here’s a selection of some of his favourite shots.

[mediamattersforamerica]

Both CNN and MSNBC aired Michelle Obama’s full speech, but apparently it was too true for Fox News.

[free-booty]

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

[mimzyblog-deactivated20170605]

Official: France Football announce that Balón d'Or and FIFA Player of the Year will be two seperate awards.

[lucassvazquez]

wtf why?

[twasoffside-deactivated20170930]

one for messi and one for whoever is the best footballer 

[meanplastic]

[brighttaylor]

Blake Lively’s daughter’s reaction to the potato scene with Ryan Reynolds in ‘Deadpool’

[notdiedyet]

Don`t worry, guys. Euro-baby is in right hands of great daddy now <3

I`m still so excited and happy ^^

[undeddisfunction]

“You started young, right? What is your advice for young people?”

[ranawaytotelltheworld]