ᴍʏsᴛᴇʀʏ ғʟᴇsʜ ᴘɪᴛ

ɴᴇᴡᴛ 18 ɪɴᴛᴘ ɪ’ᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʟᴇꜱʜᴘɪᴛ ʀɴ ᴀꜱᴋ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢ. ᴏʜ ʜᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ʙʟᴇᴇᴅs. so beautiful

[eroscestlavie]

tom hiddleston crisp embarssment

[eroscestlavie]

BRUTAL assessment from the press

[molarpanic-deactivated20230227]

outfit idea

[theanti90smovement]

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[powersnail]

they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football

[virovac]

Or he could just be an introvert.

I’ve only had a strawberry once, and am not interested in recreational stimulants.

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day

[kittenchomp]

do not under any circumstances enter my tower while i am polishing my amulet

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Heads Up

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[mysteryfleshpit]

Scans of an in-room service brochure from the Resort-Hotel constructed within the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park, most likely from around 1998-2000. The Interpark Wellness Resort was one of the most ambitious achievements of the NPS/Anodyne partnership and saw healthy attendance and continual growth throughout it’s ill-fated service life. This service brochure gives a glimpse into the scale of development that was occurring within the National Park, and should indicate the degree to which Anodyne and its partners were making fortunes from the exploitation of the Permian Basin Superorganism.  These sorts of items are hard to find in this condition, as the Interpark Resort suffered tremendous damage after the 2007 disaster. Structurally, the facility was built into the wall of the Greater Gastric Sea in the location of an existing ulcer and was anchored by hundreds of hydraulic rams and suspension cables. After years of neglect and abandonment, many speculate that the resort is at great risk of collapsing into the churning acid sea surrounding it. 

[mysteryfleshpit]

As any Park Ranger could tell you, no volume of safeguards or training will prevent a park guest from interfering with wildlife. The notoriously dangerous environment of the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park necessitated a highly specialized corps of rangers to respond to incidents involving wildlife and guest safety, but this was often not enough to prevent tragedy. With the 2007 closure of the Mystery Flesh Pit removing much of the context surrounding the activities within the former park, it is easy to look at these sorts of ephemeral traces of hazard management with a sense of detached wisdom that mischaracterizes the fundamental draw of the park in the first place: the danger was a heavily-marketed, inherent thrill and a major attractor of visitors. It was the management of those hazards which presented the real and insidious problem of the pit. 

[mysteryfleshpit]

Park signage evolution.

Following its accidental discovery, the Mystery Flesh Pit and the unique phenomena surrounding it were targets of a headfirst and furiously paced campaign of commercial exploitation. Once architects, engineers, geobiologists and clerical members of the development team had done their work to make the park safe and viable, marketing teams faced the daunting task of selling the public on the intriguing and miraculous phenomena of the Mystery Flesh Pit while downplaying the visceral cosmic horror of the pit itself.

Families were a particularly difficult sell, as children often displayed an overwhelming fear and aversion to descending into the throat of the pit. One strategy early in the park’s history was the creation of friendly cartoon mascot Caver Coop. A brief animated film starring Caver Coop was shown at the park’s visitor center, where the character would attempt to assuage worries about being “eaten alive” or “swallowed”, reassuring children (and often parents) that the pit was perfectly safe and reinforced.

When the attraction was absorbed into the National Park System in the early 1980s, signage and other graphic materials were updated to the NPS Graphic Identity. The architecture of the park’s surface facilities was also expanded and renovated during this time to better fit with the “Natural Resort” image of the Mystery Flesh Pit brand, drawing inspiration from the local Santa Fe style integrated with unique bone formations discovered within the pit itself.

-Excerpt from New York Times Bestseller Unearthing the Unholy: Exploring the tragedy of the Mystery Flesh Pit, written by Dr. Rachel Frost, published 2011.

[luminous-void]

Sergey Kuznetsov, Sunset, n.d.

[moviesludge]

getting in my vacuum cleaner and getting the H out of here

[cedarbranch]

sometimes the best fanfics are written by middle aged adults with years of writing experience who simply know how to craft a good story. but also sometimes the best fanfics are written by a sixteen year old girl with something deeply wrong with her

[asthrapolaris]

sometimes this is the same person years apart

[sewercentipede]

from Brian Froud’s World of Faerie

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[orchidsatdawn]

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[whatsupbeanie]

Anyone else have this problem? haha. I made a comic about this before but it's a constant problem now! it's not even that my eyesight is bad (which it is) - at this stage I just see shapes in the corner of my eye and my brain immediately goes IT'S A DOG HELLO.

[firefox-official]

i am a raggedy yellow schoolyard tetherball and god is a very angry third grader who just got let out for recess

[firefox-official]

i am a very angry third grader who just got let out for recess and god is a raggedy yellow schoolyard tetherball