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toastbutteregg

THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT!!! SPREAD THIS PLS!!!

the-lafayettebaguette

anexperimentallife

My gf has now decided that any time we can't sleep at night it's because we are bearwatching

autisticexpression

She has a point

tindershwinder

A goddamn legend walks among us

cosmiccatboyfriend

chandelyer-deactivated20241003

living with mental illness is like,, everyone is going forward.. and I’ve made… the smallest of progress over two damn years… and sometimes, I’m even going backwards

recordstore

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

sabrinaacarpenters

no ad is as powerful as a tumblr mutual who has a new hyperfixation

pennypaperbrain

I’m in this photo and I’m trying to make everyone else like it.

doesitsparkjoytho

sindri42

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

graycoin

Crime porthole

if-i-was-a-wyrm

this was designed by cats

ilovecatsandbaking

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

lurking96

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

synapple

Some of my Pokémon hot takes

omegaverse

bro i thought i was sooooo grown when i was 18 loool

omegaverse

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this rn but you are a child

drinkyourjuiceshelby

One must vogue before entering the water

beecakes

It’s not (just) to seal your nose! It’s to prevent your neck from breaking! We learned this in lifeguarding (? or diving. I don’t remember). Tuck your chin to your chest and hold it there with your arms. Works for any jump from a very high hight into water! And cross your (straight) legs! So they don’t splay out and break!