[lnaliazmcithilien]

every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me

just give me the top result please

[flootzavut]

Swear in your search request. I know it sounds ridiculous, but the most effective way I've found of it not doing the AI summary is just to add "fucking" go my search.

[aahsokaatano]

Holy shit

[flootzavut]

You're welcome! I can't claim credit to have come up with it, but very happy to spread it around 😄

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[gay-irl]

Bi_irl

[isa-ah]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

[poetrylesbian]

I’m glad my mom died

i forgot i asked for book recommendations for a moment and was like jesus christ im not qualified for this

[sleepdepravity]

[lakemojave]

You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.

[himynameisemail]

[troutreznor]

a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app

[glowcowboy]

ohhhh i get it now. the little seed of loneliness i’ve carried with me since i was five will never go away

[livingvampires]

love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[ashstfu]

[theoppositeofadults]

i’m “the petrol of sun of flowers” 

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[symphorine]

also worth noting that “basil”, in french, is “basilic”. but basil can also be a person’s name. the french ingredients list says we put a dude named basil in there.

[public-trans-it-deactivated2024]

[rozunderpressure]

“Marmelada de papel” sounds like a lyric from the opening of “Sítio do Pica-pau Amarelo”

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[heatseekingbehavior]

[nonbinarybeartrade]

[falconfate]

Yeah, I’d have killed a man for this bedroom as a kid

[kosmogrl]

[chilewithcarnage]

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

[zagreus]

wow i wonder what piece of breaking news i missed