[penguinsweetest]

Oswald’s favorite expressions during one scene in season 3 + bonus 

[attractive-decoy]

I don't want any pronouns

Don’t refer to me

[carolinesalvatore]

person: you can’t just say a couple is canon in your head

me:

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

we, as a society, need to move past the idea that you can’t love both cats and dogs,

[cordysummers]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Hello darkness, my old friend… (via heIdbyhes)

[itoldyounottodoit]

Levei dois séculos pra sacar que o pokemon não fazia parte da foto.

[mitski-miyawakis]

every line is absolutely wild

[sexhaver]

[thatdarnwaffleopolis]

Oh no.

[paulsrockinpagoda]

Oh no.

[skellyscoo]

Oh no.

[winterlandwitch]

“When youre older youll want kids,” they said.

I stare at my fields of goats, my endless fields of goats. They were right.

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

concept:  me, but with a really cool x-men mutation and better eyebrows

[zinf-deactivated20190430]

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

[itoldyounottodoit]

someone: you can tell a lot about someone from their favorite fictional characters!

me, nervously shoving all of my sarcastic trashbag characters with daddy issues and poor decision-making skills out of sight: um

[kinginthenorthjonsnow]

Hodor

[neitherheavenorhell]

What do normal people do when they get this sad? They reach out to friends or family, I think. That’s not an option.

[swolizard]

*procrastinates to the last second*

am I angry at myself? you betcha

am i disappointed in my work? absolutely

have I learned my lesson? probably not

[worldwar2chainz]

why does santa get more things for rich kids

[santa]

*sweats nervously*