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Men go through it too, some just don’t express it or know how, due to trauma.

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Though several “Assassins Creed” games take place in historical locations, such as ancient Greece or ancient Egypt, their newest game “Valhalla” takes place in the land of “England,” which never existed except in myth.

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The Strange Cuneiform Tablet of Kishar Zigan VII

This curious slab comes from around 4150 B.C.E., and belonged to Kishar Zigan VII, who was at the time of its writing believed to have been living with his parents, Kishar Zigan VI and Gilnind Hashur-Zigan.

Addressed to Zigan VII, the translation reads:

“Greetings, this is a tablet from Bauninsheg Shimsusa III writing in regards to your chariot’s extended warranty. The warranty is up for renewal. I’d like to congratulate you on your thousand shekel instant rebate and free maintenance and horse change package for being a loyal customer. Write me back at 14 Shenki-Nuesh street, Dilbat, Sumer, for details. May Enlil bless your travels.”

A strange and primordial culture indeed.

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Baseball bats never touch the baseballs they strike, rather the aerodynamic field created by their shape propels the ball away from the bat at high velocity.

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Though hummingbirds are far smaller than eagles, they are the eagle’s only natural predator, and a single hummingbird can eat up to five eagles per day.

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Speak, master, I beg! Teach us about foxes!

Disney owns them now. I am not referring to the studio. Disney now owns all foxes.

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The phrase “Don’t shit where you eat,” may be the oldest human statement. It has a literal translation in every known language, and appears in literature through the ages all the way back to Proto-Mesopotamian texts, including the Sumerian Excrementicon.

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King Solomon’s Mines are not diamond mines as commonly believed, but a series of land annexations that King Solomon made by pointing around and declaring, “mine.”