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[justgazing]

“Dude is a slur” is the funniest take I’ve seen all week

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

[unluckyclark]

I’m 21 and I am just now seeing a snake drink water for the first time…

[the-alpaca-of-doots]

I’ve probably reblogged this before but I love him so much

[portsherry]

Body issues

(Originally published on November 15, 2012)

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[flowerinaflame]

[beeishappy]

This is how you trailer.

[peppermonsterofficial]

Why did they bother making any other trailers?

[kayleepond]

This really delights me.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

for the next Reboot That Makes Men Angry I’d like to submit for your consideration Lupita Nyong'o as Indiana Jones

[my-nameless-bliss]

and she steals artifacts from museums and returns them to their rightful cultures

[this-is-neery]

Oh my god, imagine the Indiana Jones temple-robbing scenes in reverse! She walks through the Scorpion pit, she ducks under the swinging axe, she jumps the spike trap… She pulls the idol from her bag and gently places it back on the altar. Then she walks out without looking back while all around her, the temple settles back down into tranquility.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

The beginning of the movie would start with a heist to rob the museum which would make it a double adventure heist movie.

[marzipanandminutiae]

and when she does archaeology, she’s a legit archaeologist

Indiana Jones and the Temple of NAGPRA Compliance

[sleepy-chaos-cub]

This is what we are here for

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

[godlessondheimite]

szechuan sauce frappe bc the cartoon science man like it

[deanpinterester]

hashtag animashun

[storyiicharacter]

SOUND ON

[mostlydeadcowboy]

omg ! i love Pearl from Steven Universe

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

Here’s a cool trick to see if a man actually respects you: try disagreeing with him

[praksooyoung]

my favorite love story 

[proletarianprincess]

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

[livenudegirl]

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

can I volunteer to be a penguin

[commander-damneron]

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

[runrunningrunner]

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

[breatherunlive]

I love everything about this post.

[systlin]

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

[mdelaunay]

The perfect post

[kaijuno]

“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward

[somethingunlikeanythingelse]

This is the funniest thing ive ever seen.

[archatlas]

7 Ancient Ruins Around The World “Reconstructed” with GIFs 

In these GIFs made for Expedia by NeoMam and Thisisrender, seven architectural wonders are reconstructed into their original form, allowing us to see how the ruins visible today developed from the initial structures in all their glory.

Identified from the top:

The Parthenon Athens, Greece / 432 BC

Luxor Temple Luxor, Egypt / 1380 BC

Nohoch Mul Pyramid (Coba) Quintana Roo, Mexico / 100 BC-100 AD

Temple of Jupiter Pompeii, Italy / 200 BC

Milecastle 39 (Part of Hadrian’s Wall) Northumberland, England / 100 AD

The Pyramid of the Sun, Teotihuacán Teotihuacan, Mexico / 200 CE

Area Sacra di Largo Argentina—Temple B Rome, Italy / 101 BC

[asheathes]

Animated posters ❀ (click to enlarge)

[disneodeon-cartoon]

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[babyanimalgifs]

People: how’s life?

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