Let us briefly be

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[catgirltoes]

And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

[sparvverius]

and like he didn't even just save his life and the gusu lan library. they weren't just best friends jgy was his Sworn Brother. jgy funded the lan clan's return to prominence and kept it secret to protect their reputation and didn't ask anything in return. lxc had every reason to trust him and still was willing to hear evidence against him as long as it WAS evidence and not hearsay. literally just getting on his case for not believing unfounded rumors in the Don't Believe Unfounded Rumors book

[viralfrog]

[jkparkin]

Batman/Superman: World’s Finest Annual (DC, July 2026) variant cover by Rahzzah

[curlicuecal]

ok this is super cute

but oh my god martha I think that shirt might be beyond saving

maam

what are you trying to accomplish with that needle

[kipine]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[curlicuecal]

Related:

I quit writing when I realized I had no desire to do all the steps to professionally publish a book. And I started writing again years later when I realized I was allowed to do things I enjoyed without a profit endgoal

You don't have to do a thing the way society says is correct

You can do it the way that is satisfying to you

[qqchurch]

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[ominous-signs]

Do you believe in ghosts?

No, and I don’t get why others do

I can see why others would, but I don’t

In theory yes, in actuality no

Neutral/I have no actual opinion on the matter

In theory no, in actuality yes

I can see why others wouldn’t, but I do

Yes and I don’t get why others don’t

Bald ghost

Remaining time: 4 days 21 hours

[iiumz]

[somepomegranatetea]

what really gets me about father jud in wake up dead man is that every person he meets, he immediately tries to understand. when he meets blanc, he asks questions about his faith, his childhood, etc. and really listens. he asks vera about her motivations as a lawyer, tries to engage with cy, talks about nat’s relationship with his wife and subsequent struggles, notices martha putting in all of the work around the church, even listens to samson talk about his addiction. this is in part due to the structure of the mystery, but i think it really works to advance the themes of the movie. jud treats everyone like a complex human being and not a one-dimensional caricature—not a “wolf”.

[locklylemybeloved]

when Jud said "God didn't hide me or fix me, He loves me when I'm guilty, and that's what I should be doing for these people, not this whodunnit game!" and "we are here to serve the world! Not beat it! That is what Christ did" and "by using me in your game, you're setting me against my real and only purpose in life, which is not to fight the wicked and bring them to justice, but to serve them and bring them to Christ. Otherwise I'm just as bad as Wicks, making it about me and not Jesus" and "this church is not medieval, we're in New York... it's Neo-Gothic 19th century... and the rites and rituals and costumes, all of it. It's storytelling... the question is, do these stories convince us of a lie, or do they resonate with something deep inside us that's profoundly true?"

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[phoenix-theurge]

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

[dirty-noona]

As a Native Hawaiian, 1) I thought this happened everywhere, 2) ofc we can levitate coconut milk

[jun-hug]

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