B99 Bitches

B99 Sideblog because it has taken over my life. Main: incorrect-hp-world-quotes. yeah.  My gifs under tag "my gifs //" There are two mods here now, Mod S (me) and Mod R. We have the tags under the said names.

[its-b99-bitch]

Holt: Did you just fall?

Jake: I attacked the floor

Holt: Backwards?

Jake: I’m freaking talented

[its-b99-bitch]

Jake: Weird flex but ok

Amy: Odd gloat but understandable nonetheless

Holt: Peculiar boast but alas

[therewas-a-girl]

Gina: such a sad brag

[beebugger]

Br0, come join my gay heaven here

[radhakawaii]

This post belongs in the Louvre

[zorri]

me, 5’1”, pleasing my 6’2” partner

[its-b99-bitch]

FUCK YOUW TAFGJSJAHAFFABA WHAT THE FICK FFUCKD FUSKANA.

RIP MY EYEBALLS OUT

[becughmitchell]

- Jake, I cannot believe you’re gonna lose Nana’s apartment. We grew up together. We used to hang out there every day after school.

[antique-scarecrow]

#this is how you actually SHOW the fact they grew up together   #and it feels aUTHENTIC

[spite-cadet]

[mjwrites666]

bonus because people don’t mention enough that Andy and Chelsea have known each other since they were kids

[beebugger]

[its-b99-bitch]

Gina: I don’t sing in the shower

Gina: I perform

[its-b99-bitch]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

Jake: it be like that sometimes

therapist: no-

[its-b99-bitch]

Jake: we need a plan

Rosa: I have a plan

Jake: no guns

Amy: no knives

Terry: or any other weapons

Rosa: I no longer have a plan

[its-b99-bitch]

Rosa: you two need to bone

Holt:

[abbyluka]

We stan the holy nbc trinity

[mingrose]

Now you’ve done it. You’ve made me turn my chair.

[its-b99-bitch]

We stab a dramatic queen ™

[its-b99-bitch]

Lmao I meant STAN*

[detectiveamysantiagoperalta]

im suing nbc if jake and amy don’t sneak off from the reunion to make out in the bathroom

[birf]

2019 will be 20NICEteen, nobody mean, it aint allowed

[macperalta]

[a glow up]

[amesantiagos]

4x06 // 5x22 💕 ⤷ requested by @ariyah-v 

[mingrose]

Now you’ve done it. You’ve made me turn my chair.

[its-b99-bitch]

We stab a dramatic queen ™

[latinposeidon]

Brooklyn nine nine immediately making more explicit jokes the second they got on NBC is the biggest dick energy I’ve ever seen

[mazqueen]

bisexual women appreciation post 💗💜💙