GRAVITY DONT MEAN TOO MUCH TO ME

Delta! | 25 | He / They | Art Blog Bloodborne, Arcane, Shameless Yearning™️, TMA Rambles / Languages Blog : @beebug-bites Mathematician (allegedly)

[beebugger]

About Me:

Hiiii hello welcome to my main blog!! I go by Beebug (He/Him). You may know me from my language sideblog @beebug-bites or my NSFW sideblog @bee-bot.

I mostly reblog posts related to my current hyperfixations, or things I find funny. Posts will be tagged with trigger warnings and other common topics such as #politics, if you'd like to avoid those. My art is tagged as #beebug-draws, my textposts are tagged #beebug.txt and fandom posts are tagged as usual

Fandoms that I'm in: Teen wolf, Bloodborne, Genshin Impact, PHM, MCR, PTV, Danganronpa, TMA, WTNV, Voltron, uhh... actually, suffice to say I reblog a lot of fandom-related content

I like mathematics, languages, painting, music and reading, so please feel free to tag me in any related posts :D

Besides that, I study complex mathematics and statistical models IRL. My favourite topics are Bayesian statistics and reinforcement learning, and I specialise in weather prediction and extreme weather modelling.

This blog will contain zero NSFW content, so please let me know if I accidentally crosspost anything wrongly and I'll delete it.

I have social anxiety, so I may take a long while to respond to DMs or asks. But I do love to talk, so please don't hesitate to reach out!

PS: If you know me from Discord or AO3, do let me know hehe

[beebugger]

repeat after me: a cool character with unhealthy traits does not necessarily mean that the unhealthy trait is cool

[beebugger]

idk how many more missed bus stops I have left in me

[mousegirlheart]

release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling

[ceruleanheaven]

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

[lovertm]

orangesnackcake

[11lambchop]

boy you aren’t a brick

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[gvq]

[scarlett-the-seachild]

think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever

[dingusmcdougall-deactivated2023]

The best thing about that article is that there gets to be a point where you’re like surely. Surely we can’t get sexier and less-martyr-y than this. And that point is about a 3rd of the way through the piece.

[greencheekconure27]

Adding one of my faves not included in the article:

Nicolas Régnier (1591–1667) Saint Sebastian tended by Saint Irène, c.1625,

[ifeelsickening]

Reposting this coz i saw it in my camera roll again this is by far one of the funniest interactions ive come across on ao3

[mango-season]

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[robogrind]

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

[timrousbeastie]

[corviiids]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

[lastoneout]

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)

[cyber-seagull404]

THIS IS A QUILT?!?!?!?

[sabertoothwalrus]

asexuals I love you very much but sometimes you will get hangups about very funny things. I made a "fuck marry kill" poll and dozens of people are asking how they're supposed to vote because they don't want to fuck anyone and are asking for alternatives for that category like playing video games or drinking tea instead. but killing is totally fine