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[ylovescheese]

[josephslittledeputy]

Mm did I spend too much time on some of these? Yes

[multi-colored-cervidae]

Zoom Town Hall in Hope County pt 2

part two to this post

when jacob does speak there’s always a judge going feral offscreen

a strict no zooming and flying rule has been implemented

kim is very tired

tammy is camera on muted but you can always see her talking with people off screen

because mary may is never muted you can hear her bitching about the others, she does not care that you can hear her regularly calling john a little bitch

eli shows up but is camera off and muted, wheaty shows up and always sets his laptop in a way that you can clearly see eli not paying attention in the background

wheaty, jess, staci, sharky, and hurk all spam the chat

jess always posts links for memes and joseph always clicks on them even though he knows he’s going to get offended

john spams it as well but mainly with scripture

joey spams it when she gets muted

honestly everyone spams it when they get muted

except for dutch who just flips the camera off until he’s unmuted

crude gestures and profanity are prohibited but no one listens

faith lights a joint on screen once and everyone loses their shit

addie joins the call while xander is doing naked yoga in the background and the noise that the call makes can only be described as the screams of hell

everyone always gossips and bitches about what happens in the meeting as they’re happening with no care about if their camera and mic are on

tammy is one of the worst offenders

joseph begins to incorporate tech lingo into his speeches and he learns it all from these zooms

jacob absolutely gives his little powerpoint presentation during one of these

he doen’t understant screen sharing so he just turns his whole desk around to give it

eli turns his camera on and unmutes long enough to call jacob a bitch during this before he goes dark again, it’s the only time he ever participates

[multi-colored-cervidae]

Zoom Town Halls in Hope County pt 1

part 2!

based on @i-am-the-balancing-point and i talking about our insufferable zoom calls

virgil makes the mistake of making everyone an admin (idk if that’s the right word but we’re going with it) to make it equal

virgil is always so so stressed from these meetings

john mutes everyone to talk over them (he loses his admin privileges fast)

tracey gets in trouble for changing faith’s name to rachel

tammy starts shit with joseph after she cracks a beer when he suggests a prayer to open the meeting

faith is sitting in a field yet somehow has the best connection out of everyone

jerome and mary may attend together, they sit in the spread eagle but never mute themselves so you can always hear background noise

nancy (derogatory) tries to get the sheriff’s department to attend together but everyone always makes a variety of weak excuses to get out of it

staci is camera off muted (he does turn it on to fuss with his hair before going dark again), joey is camera on muted, whitehorse is camera on unmuted because of this you can always hear his loud old man breathing(he doesn’t know how to mute, no he doesn’t need help)

dutch shows up but is muted the whole time, he leaves his camera on tho and you can see him smoke a whole pack every meeting

joseph’s name is his iPad150e8 cause he doesn’t understand how to change it

hurk and sharky attend together and are always messing around with filter’s

they make a drinking game out of it at one point

adelaide always has a different background but it’s always some sort of beach

when jacob does show up (rarely) his face is always inches away from the camera and is breathing is super loud

[papa-rhys]

Domestic Jacob stuff (more under the cut)

Teaching him how to use a smartphone so you can stay in touch and receiving random selfies all day of him looking into the camera with a deadpan expression whilst people are doing random chores and training sessions in the background.

Him spending 10 minutes at the end of every text, trying to decide what emoji to use like it’s the epitome of artistic expression.

Falling back to sleep with him snuggled into your chest after he wakes you both up with one of his nightmares.

Showing him asmr videos that his boomer brain just doesn’t understand and then convincing him by sitting in his lap and running your nails over his scalp until he starts snoring.

Winning your first fight against him in hand to hand training and watching him get a little hot under the collar as he pretends that he didn’t love being bested by you.

Eating breakfast with him in the mess hall on a sunny day and playfully prodding him with your foot under the table until he finally rolls his eyes and let’s you have his last piece of bacon.

Making him a mixed tape full of 50’s songs and watching him combust with happiness inside while trying to hide his feelings on the outside.

Listening to said mixtape together before bed every night and rewinding it for him once it finishes because he sleeps better with music than when it’s silent.

Laying in bed and tracing your fingers super delicately around the edges of his scars and giggling at him when he finds it too ticklish and almost jumps out of his skin with a yelp.

Insisting on holding his hand while he drives you across the county on a sunny day with the windows open and radio playing.

Smiling to yourself while you watch him tap his fingers against the steering wheel or hum along to the music absentmindedly while waiting at junctions.

Snatching the blanket from him at night and hearing him let out a long defeated sigh in the darkness as he’s once again left laying buck naked and exposed to the night air.

Shaving the back of his head for him because he can’t reach.

Putting his beard into tiny ponytails while you watch tv together.

Feeling the unbridled joy of making him laugh for the first time with one of your jokes and feeling that same joy every single time you get him to break character from then on.

[unholymilf]

hello, my friends! as some of you may know, i have been working on a new long-term project these last few months: the eden's gate dating simulator!

this is a fun passion project that i've been wanting to do pretty much since i joined the fandom a few years ago (please i feel so old saying that....,) and finally decided to pull the trigger and get started working on it. this is also something that my dear friend @grimmnoir-art has wanted to do with me for a long time, which is why it seemed perfect to have them join me in this endeavor and offer some illustrated pieces to encounter throughout your dating journey. ♡

as a preface, this project is largely under construction because, well, i work two jobs full-time! and because this is going to offer some illustrated pieces as well, and both grimm and i want it to be good. : ' ) here are just a few details that we've ironed out!:

♡ there will be dating paths for joseph, jacob, john, and faith

♡ you will be able to choose between a non-dep reader and a dep reader, with some minor differences in dialogue and romance paths

♡ there will be a nsfw path and a sfw path clearly marked during your choice trees

♡ there will be nsfw and sfw art featured in both options for each sibling

♡ reader will be gender neutral to make it a fun experience for all!

♡ it will be free to play once it's out, but you are, of course, always welcome to support grimm and i through ko-fi

this is quite an undertaking but i'm really excited to share this with you all! because grimm and i are doing this outside of our normal work hours, so progress will likely be slow, but we'll try to send updates and keep sneak peeks a-plenty as we go!

thank you and i look forward to sharing more with you all!!

[bankaizen-deactivated20250613]

HAPPY 4 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO FAR CRY 5

[turbo-virgins]

*John at the hospital with Joseph*

Doctor: Do you abuse drugs?

John: You’re darn right I abuse drugs. I see a drug, I punch the shit out of it. Get lost, drugs.

[candles-are-now-illegal]

https://youtu.be/gDMBHy0AinQ

Why yes I did make a fourth video no one asked for.

[candles-are-now-illegal]

I made a third… (these are fun to make)

[candles-are-now-illegal]

No one asked for it but I made another one…

[candles-are-now-illegal]

I made this instead of sleeping last night (/morning cause it was from 2-5 am…)

[chazz-anova]

the seeds kidnap the deputy so much, they've probably worked out a custody agreement for them

[undercover-witch]

the funniest part about far cry 5 is how the entire Seed family has the Deputy on speed dial. i do the littlest thing, not enough to warrant one of the three booty calls, and idk John calls like "bestie here's how i feel about that."

[ylovescheese]

Jacob: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Jacob: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Deputy: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

[ylovescheese]

[havingsomemorejohnlarks]

I did that incorrect quote generator thing LMAOOO

I saw someone do this and now I’m trapped in it LMAO